The Yes/No Game

Jerry decided to leave me. We were married for about 6 hours then he committed deletacide.

Is it ok to yell at the McDonalds manager if they fuçk up my order again.
 
No, as i'm satisfied with the appearance of my pubic hair.

Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
 
No but some weirdo has a thing for Scooby Doo on this site

Could you live a fulfilled life without the internet?
 
Yes, life is short and you can miss if you don't open your eyes, go outside and meet real people.

Could you live a happy and long life with an illness that is painful (and doesn't respond to painkilling medication) but not fatal?
 
No but does chuck some dirt when digging out a burrow.

Would you forgive the person who murdered someone very close to you?
 
No, and if your next question is “do you forgive me?”, that will be freaky as hell.

Would you let a refugee stay in your house with no background checks or any info at all other than their name?
 
No, trust is earned not given based on individual characteristics.

Would you cover up a crime committed by someone you loved?
 
Yes if my conscious was clear in doing so.

If it were possible, would you want to know your date of death in advance?
 
Yes but you could never be an interruption. I’d say more like sunshine on a rainy day.

Are you as cheesy as me?
 
No, I can confidently say I've securely never felt like a modern dinosaur.

If a stranger handed you a bag without saying a word, would you take it?
 
No, I can confidently say I've securely never felt like a modern dinosaur.

If a stranger handed you a bag without saying a word, would you take it?
Yep of course

Have you ever got really way to drunk and accidentally peed in ur partners best friends cloths hamper ? Really really regret this 😔 on the bright side I’m single for a min.
 
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