The Yes/No Game

No, it’s covered in mud cos it won’t stop bloody raining. Roll on spring.

Is Putin going to be out on trial?
 
No, it’s covered in mud cos it won’t stop bloody raining. Roll on spring.

Is Putin going to be out on trial?
No but he might be put on trial.

Is it ok to throw a puppy into a wall if the tiny rat looking dumb absolute waste of space piece of crap asshole chewed a hole in your shoe?
 
No! Put the dog down and step away from the wall, you monster.

Have you ever eaten something that is not considered a food item / considered non-edible?

Inb4: Anything is edible once / Anything is edible if you put your mind to it. No! Answer with the spirit of the question, not the technicality.
 
Put the dog down

Bit harsh. All he did was try to eat the shoe

Yes, I’ve tried to eat my own words and swallow my pride.. neither was very tasty

Does anyone else go food shopping late night to avoid people?
Yes. Thank **** for 24hr supermarkets where I can go with the other zombies looking like the living dead in clothes I wouldn’t ordinarily be seen dead in

Would you travel to the moon if you could?
 
No.
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Do you like gherkins?
 
Yes, absolutely. I attend a live performance of Rocky Horror nearly every year and absolutely sing / dance to that song every time without shame.

Have you ever owned a pet you couldn't pet?
 
Yes, I have one fish in one bowl (obviously) and one dog a female staffy.

Do you enjoy watching two people physically fighting?
 
Yes, it can be mildly entertaining especially if it has a happy ending

Have you ever had a bone broken from a fist fight?
 
No, but then again I have won all my fights even though I have never started one.

Have you ever had an erection or got se x ually aroused during a fight?
 
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