The Yes/No Game

No, I never thought such things could be made into pets, unless you have gone nuts.

Would you meet and establish a connection with a sibling that you never knew you had and only just found out about? (when you're a grown adult)
 
Yes, I would be happy too meet them.

Would you want to live somewhere cold all the time or very hot weather all the time?
 
Yes, I do. 39. It was my brother's hockey #, my first room # in NYC and also the sum of the month-day-year of my wedding date.

Have you ever named a body part?
 
Yes, often.

Could you co-parent if you found out your partner was only attracted to the opposite gender from what you identify as, and only ever loved you platonically?

Also, #freewilly
 
Yes but not the correct answer. The correct answer would come from skittles

Is the Hokey Cokey (Pokey) really what it’s all about?
 
No. If I did, I’d probably break all my bones and die

Are you going to eat so much chocolate at Easter that you feel physically sick?
 
No, it’s covered in mud cos it won’t stop bloody raining. Roll on spring.

Is Putin going to be out on trial?
 
No, it’s covered in mud cos it won’t stop bloody raining. Roll on spring.

Is Putin going to be out on trial?
No but he might be put on trial.

Is it ok to throw a puppy into a wall if the tiny rat looking dumb absolute waste of space piece of crap asshole chewed a hole in your shoe?
 
No! Put the dog down and step away from the wall, you monster.

Have you ever eaten something that is not considered a food item / considered non-edible?

Inb4: Anything is edible once / Anything is edible if you put your mind to it. No! Answer with the spirit of the question, not the technicality.
 
Put the dog down

Bit harsh. All he did was try to eat the shoe

Yes, I’ve tried to eat my own words and swallow my pride.. neither was very tasty

Does anyone else go food shopping late night to avoid people?
Yes. Thank **** for 24hr supermarkets where I can go with the other zombies looking like the living dead in clothes I wouldn’t ordinarily be seen dead in

Would you travel to the moon if you could?
 
No.
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Do you like gherkins?
 
Yes, absolutely. I attend a live performance of Rocky Horror nearly every year and absolutely sing / dance to that song every time without shame.

Have you ever owned a pet you couldn't pet?
 
Yes, I have one fish in one bowl (obviously) and one dog a female staffy.

Do you enjoy watching two people physically fighting?
 
Yes, it can be mildly entertaining especially if it has a happy ending

Have you ever had a bone broken from a fist fight?
 
No, but then again I have won all my fights even though I have never started one.

Have you ever had an erection or got se x ually aroused during a fight?
 
Yes, I have for years. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Have you ever cheated on your taxes?
 
No, as long as it's a natural thing to do rather than making a public statement for personal attention.

As you get older do you find yourself in conflict with your younger self?
 
No I've never had a pet penguin but that would be cool if I had one. Now I want a pet penguin. Lol! April fool's.

Have you ever wanted kangaroo and a koala bear as your pets?
 
Heck to the no. SMH! LOL! That must be an April fool's question. ❓⁉️


Have you ever went bungee jumping and your clothes fell off? 📴
JK APRIL FOOLS.
 
No, I identify more with a plant than a reptile. More into turning a new leaf than shedding my skin.

Do you have a favourite day of the year?
 
Never tried it. But I would try it once and not any more than once lol.

Do you like apple sauce on your pizza? LOL!
 
Yes. I like to stare at the picture of a duck on my wall, and imagine that I'm holding it in my lap.

Do you prefer roasted chicken over fried chicken?
 
Yes an addiction to you bby.

have you gone on recent date and where? (If not tell me the last date you’ve been in 😡)
 
Yes! 73
73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror (37) is the 12th and its mirror (21) is the product of multiplying 7 and 3. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001 which backwards is 1001001.

Would you go back to high school, knowing what you know now?
 
Yes and no. I like peanut butter and Peanut M&Ms, but not just peanuts on a platter.

Do you prefer drinking soda over other beverages?
 
I'm kinda on both sides. I'm not much of a book reader really so I'd have to say no but if it's like really good book that I can actually find interest in, I'll read it

Do you like sunrises or sunsets?
 
Oh yeah absolutely! In 2020, one of our service managers at my work got me a small birthday cake for my 23rd birthday. It was awesome.

Do you like stuffed animals?
 
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