The Yes/No Game

No. I spoil the **** out of the kids, and everyone else gets a relatively inexpensive gift if anything.

Also no to @StubleU, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you in the game forums. Welcome back.

Does it bother you being the dumbest person in the room?
 
Yes!! Everybody has to be a Santa simp

Do you think you’ll get everything you want this Christmas?
 
I think so. I'm not asking for much tbh mainly climbing equipment and clothing.

Have you bought all your presents?
 
No. I’m one of those that take it to the wire with Prime delivery and still scramble around on Christmas Eve

Do you get those sanctimonious “I’m not sending a Christmas card this year. I’m making a donation to charity instead” emails and then think “wtf? Get your ass to the pound shop, Ebeneezer”
 
lol I have a confession... The money I usually spend on Christmas cards, including postage is all going to Water Aid. It's low key though, not self righteous or sanctimonious and people are really supportive. Honest! 🤣

Do you ever think of doing that?
 
Size 7s but yes. I think everyone does sometimes.

Do you have many moments in your life that make you cringe when you think of them?
 
No. There are people here that I like but chatlife and real life are separate things for me.

Have you ever had an online relationship?
 
Yes!

Can you stand on the highest wire and walk a cross it from one side to the other side like the circus folks do?
 
I've never tried that but I'd give it a go as long as i'm attached to a safety.

Can you walk across a very narrow ridge at height?
 
Yes!

Can you eat 🍕 pizza for six months straight and nothing else to eat? But you can have anything to drink with your pizza. The pizza can be any kind of any brand.
 
Yes

Can you do your makeup with your eyes closed?
not an entire face. Well I can but its not going to be pretty or even.

Yes!

Can you eat 🍕 pizza for six months straight and nothing else to eat? But you can have anything to drink with your pizza. The pizza can be any kind of any brand.
Yes I could eat only pizza for 6 months as every meal.

Does a make up's brand make a difference to you?
 
No!
It doesn't as long as I'm not allergic to it. But I'm allergic to retinol in the product.

Are you still ready for Christmas 2023 and New Year 2024?

not an entire face. Well I can but its not going to be pretty or even.


Yes I could eat only pizza for 6 months as every meal.

Does a make up's brand make a difference to you?
 
Hole or toilets?

Holes yes because you can fall down them and be unalive

Toilets not so much. I’ve never fallen down any and as yet none have ever harmed me


Do you ever wonder where we get these questions from?
 
We don't use self checkouts tbh. My mum hates them and thinks they take jobs from people. I sort of agree too. Most of the stuff I buy is from local stores with people at the checkouts though.

Do you use them much?
 
I do in theory, although I admittedly have never tried. I'm old and frail, and appreciate the comforts that a store-bought tent provides.

Do you have any plans for the apocalypse?
 
Loosely, but not anymore. My zombie team has been compromised, so if it happens in the near future, to the hoard we go.

Is there any one item that you own more of than any one individual could ever realistically need?
 
Yes we have loads of Eneloop rechargeables. Yes I drank enough water whether it was plain water, tea or coffee.

Do you use rechargeable batteries?
 
@Radiation smoking hurts others. Passive smoke and the smell in your hair and clothes.

My government? Depends. If they gain us independence then yes

Do you trust yours?
 
Yes I trust the US government for the most part. I believe that our politicians have the best interest of the people in their hearts.

Are you afraid of the cops?
 
Not as such. I've got a sort of list of famous stuff I want to climb though.

Is your bucket list long?
 
Yes. I climbed one of the three great alpine north faces in July.

Is any of your bucket list adventure based?
 
Yes but the weekend's not ready for me. We've got shite weather forecast with heavy rain and high winds.

Are you doing anything exciting this weekend?
 
I pity the fool that tries to auction me off to anyone. I pity the fool that wins if they somehow succeeded.

Do you do a lot for charity?
 
They're alright but always seem a bit lazy although I suppose a lot of work goes into them.

Do you like formal multi course meals?
 
Only if the parents let them carry on for too long.

Have you ever been on a plane with a crying baby?
 
Top