The Yes/No Game

Tea, coffee yes. They're basically flavoured water.

Have you eaten your recommended veg portions today?
 
Yes

Does potato salad, pack of wotsits, deep fried chips and a whole tub of coleslaw count as your five a day?
 
Yes, and seeing “Done” in my alerts satisfies all my needs

Have you been tomato ketchup faced today?
 
Uhhh... I'm not a very good liar... So... Maybe? Lol

Have you gotten the regular amount of snow up until this point in the season where you are?
 
No but it's forecast today. Too wet to stick though, and hopefully it won't come because this country is a shitshow when it snows (or when it gets too hot for that matter)

Do you have a snowplow?
 
No we have snow shovels and farmers with diggers if things get too bad.

Have you bought yourself the Rud Bergsteigers (shoe/boot chains) I recommended a while ago?
 
No, and there's still no snow (yet) so it's all good until I fall flat on my face later when it does snow and I've got my shiny work shoes on

Do you have clothes that you keep for "best"?
 
Best is a relative term lol but yes, I have clothes I wear for special occasions.

Do you wear a suit?
 
Depends on what you call uniform. T shirt, sweatshirt or fleece with the school logo was about as far as mine went.

Do your schools insist on uniform?
 
only some private ones...most don't. There's an all girls school in the public system that requires them though...very rare here.

Do you think fuggles will get cranky before his usual walk time that i haven't taken him out yet?
 
No. If they're anything like cat food then they stink lol

Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
 
I did in the digi days. Flash chat killed it off and now it’s worse.

If Chatmaster publicly thanked you would you keep it a secret? 🤣
 
If it was public, how could it be a secret?

If a mod gave you their login credentials, would you pretend to be that mod?
 
Ugh meant privately was thinking how to word it properly as I was typing. 😭 oo accountability.

No I wouldn’t because obvs I’d get caught I ain’t savvy with tech stuff.

Do you participate in any monthly events such as Veganuary?
 
Well I'll have you know, our mod tools are very advanced. There's no way technical support such as yourself could even begin to properly handle such state-of-the-art technology.

I had to Göögle "veganuary," so I'm going to say no.

Do you give up or otherwise abstain from anything for Lent?
 
I will take that as a compliment. 🧐

I used to as a kid but I think it was just a thing we participated in as my folks aren’t/werent religious in the slightest.

I do try do Movember but I give in after a few days because I’m a ginge, so painfully no.

Are you employed in a role that relates to your degree/other certificates of qualification?
 
I will take that as a compliment. 🧐

I used to as a kid but I think it was just a thing we participated in as my folks aren’t/werent religious in the slightest.

I do try do Movember but I give in after a few days because I’m a ginge, so painfully no.

Are you employed in a role that relates to your degree/other certificates of qualification?
My role requires a degree. I do not have a degree. As a result, I do the work of someone with a degree but for the pay of someone without a degree. Bunch of bastards.

Do you wear shoes in your home?
 
Angry react at the pay statement not the post! Should be outlawed.

Shoes no but Slippers yes 😂 I’d rather be barefoot but I have a cat that’s litter tray ends up with random crystal bits everywhere.

Do you donate to a charity?
 
Films yes but I think its selective dependant on who’s starring in the film.

Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
 
I'm not hyperactive but I'm a pretty active person so between I suppose.

Are you physically active?
 
No because the one I wanted has a totally different fkn meaning in the real world.

Do you own a valid passport?
 
Barely. 🤣

Did you ever go through a goth phase? (Or any other fashion phase if one is/was of the gothic lifestyle)
 
No. I've never really followed any particular style unless outdoors is a style of course.

Have you ever followed a style or trend?
 
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