Two Truths, One Lie

Adult Chat is hilarious. Scares the living daylights out me though.
 
Dindu Nuffin said:
👍 My favourite colour is orange.
😡 My favourite car is a Mitsubishi Lancer (doesn't matter which EVO it is)
🤣 My favourite chatroom is Adults Chat

Yes, one of them is a lie lol
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No.

The curve ball wasn't a curve ball was it god dammit
 
Yeah that curve ball struck back at me. (maybe I should try that one for future reference)
 
I'll try a much funnier one...

👍 I once got involved in a brawl at a Nine Inch Nails concert. Ended up having my lower lip stitched in the Emergency Department in hospital
😍 I threw up in front of my classmates in primary school. I was called Huey for a long time afterwards.
🤣 After passing out drunk at a friends party, I was found outside of a police station in only my tidy whities (underwear) and a paper cup with the words "a coin for the legless" written on it
 
Hello I am Huey, and I once woke up in front of a police station hung over and only in my undies with a plastic cup prompting others to give money. Worse three hours in the police station, and as I was 19 at the time my parents were rather can't quite express a term worse than anger and disappointment on what they heard and their reaction was priceless.

Btw, it wasn't a Nine Inch Nails concert. It was a local band who was so sh!t we started a fight which ironically made the band switch genre to thrash metal and oh boy was it very rowdy. Some git threw a glass bottle at me in which a piece of glass cut my lip open. Yikes.
 
Don't worry, I have calmed down and become boring these days.

(Not a lie)
 
Says so in the name huh?

Nah these events did happen. I should write a book about it "I, Dindu Sumfin" by me Dindu Nuffin. Better still I shall do it in poetry (one trait I am good at). Hmm...
 
Thought i'd bring game back to life.

🙂. I like pink

😱 I like playing video games

🙄 I like wearing hoodies all the time
 
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