What did you last drink? #2

perfect loops the glass is GIF
 
Apparently this is a refuge for alcoholics to run away from their problems with their choices and embrace each others poor life decisions 👏
 
Two carts of milk and a coffee, because Im on a train and have no access to Muscle Milk lol
So, i regularly travel on german high speed trains. The onboard restaurant might not have muscle milk, but they happily serve you beers and wine. Gin too, if you are willing to part with a ridiculous amount of euros for a single glass. There is something magical about gliding through the landscape at 250 km/h, while drinking a beer.
 
So, i regularly travel on german high speed trains. The onboard restaurant might not have muscle milk, but they happily serve you beers and wine. Gin too, if you are willing to part with a ridiculous amount of euros for a single glass. There is something magical about gliding through the landscape at 250 km/h, while drinking a beer.
I don't drink anymore, especially at 8 in the morning. How fast are your trains? We're probably doing anywhere from 55-75 mph. Ive been on this train since 3 pm yesterday.
 
I don't drink anymore, especially at 8 in the morning. How fast are your trains? We're probably doing anywhere from 55-75 mph. Ive been on this train since 3 pm yesterday.
They top out at 300 km/h, about 190 mph. But, despite what you might expect, german trainservices are notoriously unreliable, especially the long distance ones. So, despite the high speeds, it is not uncommon to be hours late. So, if it is any comfort, i know what it feels like to be stuck on a train for hours and hours and hours... hang in there!
 
I drank a very old wine

This tea though it is as advertised, it tastes like someone boiled Victoria's kitchen sponge after a busy dinner night. Probably sweeps the tea off the floor with all the hair, dust. tobacco ashes, rat poop and packages it for people who don't know the difference between ash tray slop and tea.

Haven't found bugs after leaving it out in the garden, even bugs don't want to eat it. But it is a human tendency to settle for... Less than stellar. As they say you are what you eat and drink and drinking this tea means you're at least 5% seedy bar ashtray spittoon

Advertisements for this tea should be " Drink our tea to feel what its like to get tea bagged by the devil after you learn all your savings got stolen your dog died and your house burned down. Victoria sponge tea, for when you need to flagellate yourself emotionally. 100 years of boiling chronic depression down to a teabag"

On that note if anyone has chronic depression and wants to drink something that would counteract it and make them feel normal for 30 seconds, get this tea, this tea is for you. Who says two wrongs cant make a right ?
 
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