What keeps you up at night?

When the sheets Migrate to the equater and try to hide by climbing straight up my ass 😱 otherwise know as a bed wedgie :disgust:
 
My full nuts...I've been trying to not masturbate at night before I go to bed, i lay there trying not to think about it. But then my erection throbs and aches to be touched. Precum is oozing out before I even touch it. I'll stay up all night till I bust...
 
I'm fond of massages. They make me feel relaxed for a while and reduce stress. I've tried almost all types of massages in the past few months, but the best one I tried in Kiev, Ukraine. The masseuse knows perfect what she's doing. I visited that parlour a few months ago, here is Link, and since that time I became a real fan of sensual massages, they are so arousing...
 
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what keeping me up tonight ? .. I was sleeping pretty good until a booger went sideways in my nose and started a chain reaction Sneezing fit :freak: ..even though i expelled the offending mucus,now i'm wide awake :disgust:
 
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what keeping me up tonight ? .. I was sleeping pretty good until a booger went sideways in my nose and started a chain reaction Sneezing fit :freak: ..even though i expelled the offending mucus,now i'm wide awake :disgust:
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I enjoy your unfortunate stories, they always make me laugh! :lol:
 
whats keeping up tonight is that i turned on a game in the afternoon and I went out like Grandpa Simpson 😴 and just now woke up
 
Insomnia related to PTSD from the Persian Gulf, and deciding which of my bi friends I'm gonna hook up with the next day
 
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