What made you smile today ?

Random child at the grocery store being blamed by his parents for the violent and unprovoked crop dusting I unleashed in aisle 12 :shock1: the kid can cry and point all he likes but not even the district attorney could make the case stick .."your honor.Id like to cite the precedent of whoever smelled it dealt it " the trail of melting discolored floor wax that was trailing me should have been a dead giveaway 😱k:
 
I walked into the living room and found my little Australian Terrier sleeping, cuddled up to my giant stuffed duck that's about twice as big as him.
 
Short version... Being told I'm just as bad as my mother


Long version.... At a racing banquet my mother told "Michelle" that she could have her daughter stay in the hotel room with them so that Michelle could have a honeymoon with her husband. Michelle messaged me saying my mother is a hot ticket and she is every shade of red. I asked what happened and told Michelle, "Yep, that's my mom! Just have some good comebacks ready Michelle." She says like what? I said, next time just say, " Do you and "Tom" want to join in with us?" She responded with OMG, you are just as bad as your mother.
 
New house - Check
Even more clothes - Check
Suitcase full of sex toys that have to pass through a lot of X-ray machines - Check
8 more days - Check Check Check!!
 
sunset74 said:
Yet you are on here posting about it? If that is what you are doing, go enjoy it and stop taking chat-ave breaks woman!



What made me smile.... A nice message
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If you read the previous posts you would know I am counting down the days. Perhaps I should have been specific and said "Booking my ... " Sigh.



What made me smile ... The Bruno Mars song Just The Way You Are playing during my photo shoot.
 
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Thinking about your crush for the past few days... suddenly made me happy today cause... I realized I don't give a damn anymore...

a smirk ran across my face when I thought..."Frankly my Dear, I don't give a darn..."







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Bright Spark said:
If you read the previous posts you would know I am counting down the days. Perhaps I should have been specific and said "Booking my ... " Sigh.



What made me smile ... The Bruno Mars song Just The Way You Are playing during my photo shoot.
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LOL My bad!



Memories of last night.... great bands, great friends, few too many drinks, and awesome time with the husband
 
A cutie at a store I frequent was chatting with me and at one point smacks me on the ass. I'm kinda mad she wouldnt show me her panties tho...maybe next time she will wear some!
 
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