What made you smile today ?

the simplicity of a day off knowing that nothing needs to be done ... and not once do i have to put on pants. its going to make going to get the mail kinda chilly and awkward but its a sacrifice im willing to make 🙂
 
Finding out I will probably be paid to travel to Japan to accompany my man as his interpreter and assistant. Just extra pocket money for sexy stuff.
 
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My step son running up to me an hour after dinner to give me a big hug and thank me for dinner because he really liked it. Aww moment.
 
Just the fact that I have so many loving memories of everyone I know and have known in this wonderful life
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I hope she becomes the reason I smile everyday...



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Tonight's theme was red ...

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My friend once phoned me..she said her boyfriend wanted to be ''humiliated'' and she had no idea what to do..So I asked her if she would like me to go round and give her some ideas..

Her boyfriend was delighted when we stripped him naked...and dressed him in sexy female underwear...I got out the make up and made him up like a drag queen..and to follow..I tied him rather securely to a chair..

At which point..I texted a few of his friends from his phone telling them that he had loads of beer..porn movies..and to come round...just walk in..the door will be open..

We placed him tied to the chair in front of the door..took ?50 out of his wallet..and both went to the pub for the day..

Well, it was ''humiliating''... wasn't it??...:lol:
 
My friend once phoned me..she said her boyfriend wanted to be ''humiliated'' and she had no idea what to do..So I asked her if she would like me to go round and give her some ideas..

Her boyfriend was delighted when we stripped him naked...and dressed him in sexy female underwear...I got out the make up and made him up like a drag queen..and to follow..I tied him rather securely to a chair..

At which point..I texted a few of his friends from his phone telling them that he had loads of beer..porn movies..and to come round...just walk in..the door will be open..

We placed him tied to the chair in front of the door..took ?50 out of his wallet..and both went to the pub for the day..

Well, it was ''humiliating''... wasn't it??...:lol:




TWIXIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

You and I are officially the best of friends now!

























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A customer was happy with the work that I did for her today. She paid me adequately and I paid an outstanding bill with the revenue. She said she would recommend me to her friends and family. I'm smiling now. Here's hoping for more smiles.
 
My amazing son calling me to remind me it's Senior night at school and I have to be there so he can be introduced officially as the wrestling team captain with his mom at his side. Made me smile and cry lol
 
the worst most horrible drugged out employee who daily made my life a living hell was finally let go :jump: just a small bit of schadenfreude here. She would laugh at everything even if it wasnt funny every few seconds... it was like working with Beavis :disgust:
 
Part 1 and Part 2 of his birthday present successfully delivered. I'm exhausted. He is happy.


I think I can safely say that Bright Spark is a tease, but I like her train of thoughts and actions... (thumbs up)



Blah blah..anyone jealous yet??...

Not Jealous... Entertained... LOL






I promise I am not bad...but I laughed so hard at this...



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[NOTE: I love kids as long as they are not mine...]













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Blah blah..anyone jealous yet??...

So much hostility. Why so hostile? Who said I was aiming for jealousy? Call it ... inspiration.



I think I can safely say that Bright Spark is a tease, but I like her train of thoughts and actions... (thumbs up)

Not Jealous... Entertained... LOL


That is exactly what he loves too ... the art of a good tease.
Funny pic too.



My youngest sister made me smile. I have my first nephew.










 
Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Totally in awe with this figurine photo I found on the internet, brilliant details by the sculptor...



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You are a brilliant artist..Is this your job?


Thank you twixie, I sketch as passion, professionally I am still a student at med school.
And I assure you that there are people way more talented here in this forum, just go check out the Gen Chat Art Jam and you will see what I mean... 🙂














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Changed my avatar... and my location... oh yeah and Black Lagoon... Smile away.... 😛


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Being determined, obstinate and tenacious certainly makes for a 'don't give a fuck' attitude that can't be leveraged in any negative way or in the words of Labyrinth "You have no power over me"
 
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What made me laugh today was throwing bread underneath my bitchy neighbours washing line..and watching the seagulls come down and sh*t all over her clothes...
 
What made me laugh today was throwing bread underneath my bitchy neighbours washing line..and watching the seagulls come down and sh*t all over her clothes...


I guess it is true what they say then: 'What goes around comes around.' So watch out. Haha.
 
I bought my husband a star to name. He chose the Orion constellation and named it after me. No matter where in the world he is, when he looks to the sky he will remember me.
 


LOL...bro what name do you generally come on in Lesbian Chat as...??? ... I must have missed ya... (>.<)





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I hope this makes Lucky9 happy..... 😛 [I tried...]



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This is nice work. You have taken years off of me and slimmed me down a bit. You have made my tacky, old cardigan look new and like something fashionable. Thank you.
 
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Another thing..that made me laugh at myself..was going to house sales to buy their rubbish..obviously I don't have enough of my own...:lol:
 
Hriona you are very talented!

My son stopping by on Valentine's Day with flowers, chocolates, and big hugs made me smile. I wonder if every parent loves their child as much as I do him. Some days, it doesn't seem possible to be able to love this much. :dontknow:
 


Rains on a winter evening ... with a cup of hot coffee...under the blankets and nice music in the ears...

What more can one want to be smiling and happy???


















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So, who needs a good laugh? I needed one today and boy did I get it. I had designed a pattern (which was sent out to 8 people for testing, this means they make the pattern and give me feedback as to any mistakes etc) Well, in this pattern, there is a buttonhole row. Out of all the testers, one wrote back telling me I needed to change the butthole row to buttonhole... yes, that is correct. I had typed butthole row. P.S. I can see you smiling and hear you laughing... enjoy it.. on me!
 
I still think knitting is for old people. ^



I have a lot to smile about every day. Husband. People in my community. And the crazy thing I call my imagination that pops up whilst I'm having things done like my Brazilian because my brain is thinking 'What if aliens are watching this event right now and wondering wth is she doing' ... then I have to explain my burst of laughter to my beautician.
 
Bhang

Bhang



The only thing I like about where I live is how I can get the illegal intoxicants so easily 😛...

Yes, I am still on cloud nine... (T_T)... aaaaaannnnnnnddddddd I have school in an hour...


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[I think, bhang is called Indian hemp or Hashish...and it is effing awesome... 😛]















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I'm always smiling these days, but today... hmm.... a phone call from my mother n law, 4 more patterns released for sale and one being tested for release, my step son feet on the stairs as loud as elephants, a private message
 


The only thing I like about where I live is how I can get the illegal intoxicants so easily 😛...

Yes, I am still on cloud nine... (T_T)... aaaaaannnnnnnddddddd I have school in an hour...


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[I think, bhang is called Indian hemp or Hashish...and it is effing awesome... 😛]



Wow u have such masculine hands lol.
 
We had a storm today..I love thunderstorms..I watched the beautiful white seagulls fly against the black clouds..it was magic..
 
Children playing in the square over the road..1 girl and 2 boys...they do exactly what she tells them to do..:clap:
 
Wow...never expected this one (>.<)

Wow...never expected this one (>.<)



Junior, is this true???


[Kelly and moron??? buwahahahhaha....I laughed for like 10 mints after seeing this.... ] :lmao:


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How is it even possible???

How is it even possible???



I swear I never understand how chat works anymore... *le sigh*




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And 24 f Victoria! is not even a mod and 24 f Victoria is still on the list... (>.<)...
















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My husband is one of those clich? men out of some cartoon. His jaw drops open, his heart races and he fans himself when he sees a woman that gets his blood pumping, which is mostly me. Today, dressed as a Grecian goddess, I invoked another one of those moments. Makes me laugh. Makes me feel appreciated.
 
These Doodles

These Doodles



School can be amazing sometimes and here are some of the best ones from med school 😀


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Thus far it's ...

Thus far it's ...

having a secret...

knowing the truth...

making my first ever bread pudding and it being delicious...
 
having a secret...

knowing the truth...

making my first ever bread pudding and it being delicious...


You better be sharing all the above with me... well... except the pudding not sure that could make the trek here.

What made me smile..... my pooch curling up with me the second I climbed on the bed.
 
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