erlysu0726
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Waking up to both my boxers curled up in a ball together.
Tonight's theme was red ...
😱
My friend once phoned me..she said her boyfriend wanted to be ''humiliated'' and she had no idea what to do..So I asked her if she would like me to go round and give her some ideas..
Her boyfriend was delighted when we stripped him naked...and dressed him in sexy female underwear...I got out the make up and made him up like a drag queen..and to follow..I tied him rather securely to a chair..
At which point..I texted a few of his friends from his phone telling them that he had loads of beer..porn movies..and to come round...just walk in..the door will be open..
We placed him tied to the chair in front of the door..took ?50 out of his wallet..and both went to the pub for the day..
Well, it was ''humiliating''... wasn't it??...:lol:
I hope she becomes the reason I smile everyday...
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Part 1 and Part 2 of his birthday present successfully delivered. I'm exhausted. He is happy.
Part 1 and Part 2 of his birthday present successfully delivered. I'm exhausted. He is happy.
Blah blah..anyone jealous yet??...
Blah blah..anyone jealous yet??...
I think I can safely say that Bright Spark is a tease, but I like her train of thoughts and actions... (thumbs up)
Not Jealous... Entertained... LOL
Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love,
Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks...
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You are a brilliant artist..Is this your job?
The wonderful, gorgeous woman in my life.
I can asure you it was not you ! :fart:
All the best women are either straight or taken... (>.<)...
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What made me laugh today was throwing bread underneath my bitchy neighbours washing line..and watching the seagulls come down and sh*t all over her clothes...
I guess it is true what they say then: 'What goes around comes around.' So watch out. Haha.
That's true..and is why I have a drier..
But I adore seagulls..:lol:
I hope this makes Lucky9 happy..... 😛 [I tried...]
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This is nice work. You have taken years off of me and slimmed me down a bit. You have made my tacky, old cardigan look new and something fashionable. Thank you.
This is nice work. You have taken years off of me and slimmed me down a bit. You have made my tacky, old cardigan look new and something fashionable. Thank you.
I tried Lawrence... I hope you liked it....
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-Hriona- is great at sketching eyes..:clap:
Geee....thanks Twixie... what about me trying to sketch your eyes??? .... 😛
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My eyes are ice blue..people don't like me staring at them..
Rains on a winter evening ... with a cup of hot coffee...under the blankets and nice music in the ears...
What more can one want to be smiling and happy???
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still searching for the reason to smile :ashamed:
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Oh bright, didn't know you're a MILF 😛
The only thing I like about where I live is how I can get the illegal intoxicants so easily 😛...
Yes, I am still on cloud nine... (T_T)... aaaaaannnnnnnddddddd I have school in an hour...
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[I think, bhang is called Indian hemp or Hashish...and it is effing awesome... 😛]
Wow u have such masculine hands lol.
Waking up to a half a bottle of vodka still here.
Waking up beside my lover. I'll never forget 2.17.15 ♥
having a secret...
knowing the truth...
making my first ever bread pudding and it being delicious...