What made you smile today ?

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I made my baby cousin stop screaming when no one else could by singing to her 🙂 (lol you know you're an awesome person when a baby thinks so)
 
buying some scratchie cards for
my son's b'day today and seeing him
win some money.
also buying him the full complete series
of Sons Of Anarchy and enjoying watching
them without any commercials lol
the pavlova I made for him turned
out good too.
 
I work at a grocery store and one of our customer service reps who was off today decided to bring in a live snake in a cardboard box enclosure. Manager saw it and freaked out. Freakin hilarious 😀
 
Just knowing that I have a beautiful life with my wife and dog and that's all I really need to be happy 😀 :sly:

😏
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Oh I was out most of the day chatting or visiting My friends . and the doglets were out woofing lol It's a gorgeous day stll , a little rain later!
so I been smiling most of the day.
😀
 
What constantly keeps me smiling daily is my son. He is my pride and joy. Every morning he wakes me with his loving hugs, and helps me throughout the day. I couldn't ask for anything better, he sure knows how to keep his momma' happy. :shy:
 
One of my clients sent me this today.....
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Kevin came home after sniffing grass clippings one night, slid into bed beside Astrid, his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, �You died in your sleep, Kevin.�
Kevin was stunned. �I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!�
St. Peter said, �I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.�
Kevin was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. �So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?�
�Not bad,� replied Kevin the hen, �but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!�
�You're ovulating,� explained the rooster. �Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?�
�Never,� said Kevin.
�Well, just relax and let it happen,� says the rooster. �It's no big deal.�
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"Kevin, wake up� said Astrid. �You�re ****ting in the bed!"
Getting old just ain't what they said it would be, but it�s better than being a hen!
 
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Watching someone killing zombies and cussing at them was awesome. I shall forever cherish the happiest ONE HOUR of my life till now.

Thank you for making my day.



























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a small smirk...

a small smirk...

The Cowboys lost :banana:


and yes, I know... so did the Chiefs... 😡 lol
but still...
 
Knowing it's the weekend and I don't have to work or study for an exam.. wake me up in two days lol

(But I'm still on call if a mod is needed in the room) :thumb:
 
Just getting home after spending some precious time with my granddaughter in Iowa she is the love of my life 🙂 and with a grandson due in May, Life could not be much better 😀
* Slams the door *
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
 
telling hungfun he/she/it is a windbag.....and all that on one cup of coffee...😛
 
A few things, actually.

1) my Happy Light :sunshine: is working against my SAD :crying:
2) i can now binge watch Spartacus on Netflix :drool:
3) my Dad is *FINALLY* recuperating from a months-long battle with bronchitis & pneumonia

and the bestest yet...

4) an Angel Donor has volunteered to pay for a surgery I so very much need, yet insurance won't cover

:banana:
 
being the first in the pool at 6:30 am
and then watching all the peoples faces
as they got in the icey water.
heated pool wasn't heated today.

:lol:
 
watching someone so intent on trying to stare me down they ran into a glass door :lol: *sanjay to the front of the store with the windex*
 
It's only 10:58am... But already a few things.

-"Good Morning, Pretty girl x" text.
- A new job offer I'm considering.
- Being brought coffee in bed.
:awe:

 
This time warner cable technician who came over to fix my phones. He made me laugh, and he was really cute 😱k: Was my eyecandy for the day :eyebrows:​
 
I just discovered serbian rap music and whenever I am sad or something like that, I listen to Bad Copy - Dzastin Biberi, even if I don't understand anything. I just can't stop smiling. 😀
 
Question: Why use the past progressive tense when past simple is all that's necessary?

An amateur grammar geek 🙂

Thread title: What made you smile today? As in past perfect tense.
English isn't easy 😛

*The sun had shone today? Cripes!*

Me thinks OP's sounded better than both of ours, yes/no?
 
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But wait! The duration of sunshine may have made
happiness an ongoing experience,
spanning several moments instead of being a single event?

Face it, she was likely correct all along.
That idea made me happy.😎
 
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