What made you smile today ?
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When You Guess Who
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Life & the pursuit of happiness
twinkle toez
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well .. I Just don't know:dontknow:
owlnamedchey
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Well then...here's a corny knock knock joke for you:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who
...nevermind it's pointless 😀😀😀
ZeroNeo
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Chriskey2015
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I just saw my Crush LOL
I just saw my Crush LOL
i JUST SAW HIM! GOSH! :clap::lol:
I just saw my Crush LOL
i JUST SAW HIM! GOSH! :clap::lol:
twinkle toez
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Oh I was out most of the day chatting or visiting My friends . and the doglets were out woofing lol It's a gorgeous day stll , a little rain later!
so I been smiling most of the day.😀
so I been smiling most of the day.😀
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seeing the ice cream van 🙂
One of my clients sent me this today.....
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Kevin came home after sniffing grass clippings one night, slid into bed beside Astrid, his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, �You died in your sleep, Kevin.�
Kevin was stunned. �I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!�
St. Peter said, �I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.�
Kevin was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. �So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?�
�Not bad,� replied Kevin the hen, �but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!�
�You're ovulating,� explained the rooster. �Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?�
�Never,� said Kevin.
�Well, just relax and let it happen,� says the rooster. �It's no big deal.�
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"Kevin, wake up� said Astrid. �You�re ****ting in the bed!"
Getting old just ain't what they said it would be, but it�s better than being a hen!
Kevin came home after sniffing grass clippings one night, slid into bed beside Astrid, his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, �You died in your sleep, Kevin.�
Kevin was stunned. �I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!�
St. Peter said, �I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.�
Kevin was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. �So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?�
�Not bad,� replied Kevin the hen, �but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!�
�You're ovulating,� explained the rooster. �Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?�
�Never,� said Kevin.
�Well, just relax and let it happen,� says the rooster. �It's no big deal.�
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"Kevin, wake up� said Astrid. �You�re ****ting in the bed!"
Getting old just ain't what they said it would be, but it�s better than being a hen!
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WestCoastMusicMan
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This works every time...
This works every time...
Getting to watch 'Princess Bride' with my grand kids....wonderful!
This works every time...
Getting to watch 'Princess Bride' with my grand kids....wonderful!