What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Absolut Bitch]

That's gone a bit hard ...

 

[Louize]

All that preparation and it's over in 10 minutes 🙄

 

[Finn2.0]

I’d prefer it with less cheese.

 

[Louize]

Start with my rump, it's very tender

 

[ThatRita]

I'll take mine raw.

 

[Paparatzz]

May I have the bill, please

 

[Louize]

We could have done this al fresco tonight

 

[Finn2.0]

I love it when the whole family comes together

 

[Louize]

If you keep rocking on it, you'll break it, and if you don't stop fidgeting, you'll fall off it.

 

[ThatRita]

Can I put this bun in your oven?

 

[Louize]

Those are very sweet buns @ThatRita

 

[Finn2.0]

Is that mayonnaise?

 

[Louize]

I don't care how your ex girlfriend used to do it, this is how I do it

 

[Finn2.0]

I never thought I'd enjoy eating raw fish

 

[Louize]

... Can you push my stool in?

 

[ThatRita]

I said I wanted a pickle, that's a gherkin!

 

[Louize]

Pass me the turkey baster

 

[Finn2.0]

Why do you always fart while I'm eating?

 

[UKBloke]

There's more if anyone wants it

 

[!tulsa!]

I've invited your brother, I hope you don't mind

Jfc