What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Louize]

I really wish you'd stop letting the dog join us

 

[ThatRita]

Sorry, I'm allergic to nuts.

 

[frying nemo]

it's a little salty for my taste but i'll finish it

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I am sorry but I will be leaving a one star Y.elp review.

 

[frying nemo]

i'm allergic to nuts sorry cant eat

 

[RandomGuyUK]

I'm feeling sick, I need to lie down.
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I'm so full!
...
That was far too much!

 

[RandomGuyUK]

can I have another sausage

 

[RandomGuyUK]

oh ... if you insist. just when i thought i couldnt eat anymore.

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We should do this more often

 

[RandomGuyUK]

can you fetch the wooden spoon ...

 

[Crumb]

Is it rude if I ask for seconds already?

 

[Finn2.0]

Is that a maggot?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Umm, as funny as this thread is, I think references to animals (except Finn’s maggot) and family members should be avoided else there may be a premature climax to the thread

 

[Finn2.0]

Umm, as funny as this thread is, I think references to animals (except Finn’s maggot) and family members should be avoided else there may be a premature climax to the thread

You have the weirdest dinners/hook ups. But I’m flattered my maggot gets mentioned

 

[RandomGuyUK]

Umm, as funny as this thread is, I think references to animals (except Finn’s maggot) and family members should be avoided else there may be a premature climax to the thread

agreed.
thats why i deleted my prior comments.

keep it clean. mostly.

 

[Inkandtatts]

Delete this now or get banned, slag

 

[Inkandtatts]

it went over your head

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

more stuffing?

 

[Louize]

You're so messy, I'll get you a napkin

 

[ThatRita]

That's a little more sausage than I was expecting.

 

[Roachh]

So happy you came!

Well it tastes better than it smells!