WOULD YOU RATHER (18+)

[Samanhelm]

Just posted in Adult so I could say D.ick tbh.

Would you rather hammer your di.ck to a 2x4 and live like that for the rest of your life.

Or would you rather tie your d.ick and balls to a jet and then the jet takes off

Would you rather; every time you blinked something in the universe somewhere was severely suffering every time you did.

Or, would you rather; every time you took one step there is a 15% chance something will die.

Would you rather live to 135 but die a very painful death.

Or live till you are 26 and have a great time and a peaceful passing.

Would you rather have the ability to see people naked but it gives them cancer if you stare too long.

Or would you rather have the ability to be invisible to anyone who isn’t directly related to you and those who are related to you see you naked when you use your ability.

 

[Bampot 2.0]

owho is it????

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I don't really want to see people naked , well selected few but I like the idea of staring at them and giving them cancer so I will take that one.

 

[Bampot 2.0]

I don't really want to see people naked , well selected few but I like the idea of staring at them and giving them cancer so I will take that one.

“Well selected few”

That got me

 

[Samanhelm]

Yeah I guess that means you have the power to give anyone cancer so you could really f.uck people over. Your boss. Your ex. The person who cut you off. The possibilities are endless.

 

[Soapie]

Would you rather hammer your di.ck to a 2x4 and live like that for the rest of your life.

Or would you rather tie your d.ick and balls to a jet and then the jet takes off

Someone's been watching too much jackass 😂

Probably the jet

 

[Samanhelm]

Someone's been watching too much jackass 😂

Probably the jet

No I haven’t seen that in a while I just like to think of extreme would you rathers

 

[Samanhelm]

Would you rather lay in bed for 10 hours with poison snakes biting you all the time.

or would you rather fall off a 500ft cliff.

 

[Soapie]

...so how do I fancy dying?

Cliff, nice view on the way down atleast

 

[Samanhelm]

Would you rather chop your own balls off for a bag of stale potato chips, or put your hands in an industrial strength blender for a new car.

 

[aaryansb]

of course, share more pics.

 

[Samanhelm]

Would you rather microwave a puppy or microwave a kitten

 

[TheDifference]

Would you rather microwave a puppy or microwave a kitten

I understand you like extremes but animal abuse is a bit much.

 

[0sen]

would you rather get pegged or kick someone in the private parts.

 

[Akrta]

would you rather get pegged or kick someone in the private parts.

kick someone in the private parts

 

[Bampot 2.0]

kick someone in the private parts

 

[Samanhelm]

I understand you like extremes but animal abuse is a bit much.

It’s not animal abuse it’s would you rather.

I’m not actually microwaving puppies nor kittens, merely exploring the concept, which would you prefer? It’s obviously very difficult to decide because they are both equally questionable from a morality standpoint.

 

[Samanhelm]

would you rather get pegged or kick someone in the private parts.

That is barely a would you rather but I would obviously prefer to be pegged.

 

[Samanhelm]

Would you rather kiss an oncoming train or your grandfather’s asshole

 

[0sen]

Would you rather kiss an oncoming train or your grandfather’s asshole

that oncoming train will have its first ever kiss