Would you Rather ?

Underdressed. My clothes don’t affect my work performance. Stupid rule.

WYR Valentine’s Day or anniversary with significant other?
 
Neither to be honest. I'd rather give the staff the tools to do the job they need to do.

WYR learn to paint or learn to sculpt?
 
Full marks obviously 😛 I study all year though.

WYR pass all your exams with a middling grade or only pass the important ones with a better grade?
 
Sleep for a week. I'm ready, can it be this week?

Would you rather skip bodily hygiene (showers, bird baths, etc) for a week or oral hygiene (brushing teeth, rinsing with mouthwash, etc) for a week?
 
SHOWERING, CAUSE I COULD STILL USE DEODORANT. Didn’t mean caps.

Would you rather have a case of the loud odorless farts or the silent but deadly and smelly ones?
 
If you don't consider deodorant a hygiene item, what do you consider it? Deodorant is definitely included in bodily hygiene

Loud, odorless farts.

Would you rather always type in caps or always type in neon yellow on light mode?
 
I would rather watch football.

Would you rather have no air conditioning or no heating ALL year round?
 
Neither lol. Work in the day though I suppose.

WYR work for a really nasty boss and earn a fortune or work for a really nice boss and earn a lot less?
 
Nasty Boss. (My current irl situation is opposite.)

Would you rather break a world record alone or with other people?
 
Both are good. Today sushi sounds good though.

Would you rather live alone with no other living things (no plants, no pets, no persons) or live with living critters (at least one each of the aforementioned plant, pet, and person)?
 
I'm going to say Indian because that's what's in my fridge, making it more easily accessible.

Morning or evening walk?
 
I'd rather go on a walk, which overlaps use with a treadmill. So a step climber.

Would you rather walk outside or on a treadmill?
 
Resistance machines.

Would you rather watch stand-up comedy performed by animals, or sing karaoke while dressed as a chicken?
 
Stand up comedy performed by animals wins by a long stretch lol

WYR go to a festival to see a performer you liked or listen to them on a CD or Spotify or whatever you prefer?
 
Go to a festival to see a performer that I like.

WYR So if you're sending someone a card. Would you make the card yourself or go buy a card at the store? Like a Birthday card or a holiday card for anything holiday during the year or a thank you card. Etc. You get my point.
 
Keep the money myself. I can't blanketly say that I would donate to a limited-impact charity without knowing the charity and the amount. I'm struggling to meet bare minimum as is.

Would you rather get or give a gift for Christmas (assuming you do not give/receive one in return)?
 
I would rather give a gift for Christmas.

Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?
 
Win the lottery. I don't have enough time to maintain a healthy relationship. Finding the love of my life would just add one more thing onto my already full plate. Money however could help empty that plate and leave some time to actually have a healthy relationship.

Would you rather have loved and lost than never have loved at all?
 
Single implies no romantic relationship. There is plenty of fun to be had outside of a romantic relationship with a variety of people throughout your life, and that's more my speed. Vs being with one person your entire life, and risking that person not being the best person for you.

Would you rather sleep without blankets or without pillows?
 
I would rather sleep without blankets.

Would you rather live in a tree house or an igloo?
 
Tiny house. Mansions would be expensive to run and all those empty rooms that you don't actually need is the worst kind of wasteful. Status symbols like that are pointless.

WYR live in a house built of wood or one built of stone?
 
Either really. Extroverts are fun but can be a pain. Introverts can need a lot of work to get them moving lol

WYR read a book or watch tv
 
I could’ve sworn I posted “pipes” as my response to emileh before. Obvs not. Sorcery 🧐

Above average. Hello I have a SORE LUNG DID YOU NOT KNOW!? 😭

Mario Kart or Monopoly Go?
 
@LostCause. Either. An above average heat day means I'll be tackling some decent rock climbs, below average the same on ice. Choice though? Above average...

@Luka. Neither. I'm not a gamer but if I really had to choose then monopoly and aim to lose and drop out as quickly as possible.

WYR live in a city or the country?
 
City. I grew up in remote village it was awful. Couldn’t imagine already isolation in lockdown. 🫨

Would you rather study the ancient Egyptians or the ancient Greeks?
 
I would rather study the Aztecs.

WYR if you were a figure skater. Would you rather want to be a solo figure skater or would you want to have a partner in figure skating?? In the Olympics.
 
I've never tried port, I like wine and I like champagne soooo Champagne it is.

WYR pizza or fried chicken?
 
Inconveniently dark. At least I'd be able to sleep when I needed to.

WYR 40C temperatures or -40C temperatures?
 
40c. I am such a weather jessie when it comes to winter. 😥

Cold chicken (cooked) and chips, or gammon and chips for dinner?
 
I would rather be a mod in a few to help out. But not a kid's mod and not a teens mod. NO WAY! No underage rooms.

Would you rather it be summer all year round or winter all year round?? Summers would always be over 100. And winters would be in the 30s degrees always.
 
I'm answering this because I already had it typed out... Strangely a few. I absolutely love the Gay Chat staff and feel like I can actually make an impact there because of the frequency we report to authorities, but I also miss the conversation. It would be nice to be able to toggle between a smaller room and a large one and get to mod both.

Winter, as long as the sun was out.

Would you rather work in the dark or sleep in the light?
 
Summer because of the ridiculous utility bills! A year of both seasons would be a nightmare. I burn in summer and freeze in winter.

Would you rather celebrate your own birthday or someone else’s?

Edit: LostCause, work in the dark!
 
See, once you already type out an answer, you're committed.

Someone else's. I like giving presents but not a fan of having attention on me.

Would you rather 'would you rather' or 'yes/no'?
 
Ceilidh all the way! (Americans, it’s pronounced Kayleigh)

WYR check social media for NY drunken/cringe photos or check bank balance after a night out!?
 
I'm off to a ceilidh soon, it's a great way to see the bells in

I'm underage so won't be drinking and carrying cash for food and soft drink. I'll check social media for people to take the piss out of though 😀

WYR nurse a hangover or not drink too much?
 
Depends on the evening. Sometimes the hangover is worth it. Most of the time though, I find hydration is key. Slam a pint of water before bed. Refill and put next to bedside. Wake up at 4:00 AM to have a wee because of the aforementioned water. Slam second pint of water and go back to bed. Take head meds prior to going back to sleep if you have an inkling. Otherwise, head meds and a snack when you wake up. Combats most hangovers, I find. Your drunken self is trainable, give it the same routine every time and it's more inclined to help future you out even if you are too drunk to remember.

Would you rather have a full English breakfast or a full cup of coffee to start your day?
 
Ooo on a working day coffee.
I love a full breakfast on a day off although I tend to have sausage/bacon on toast rather than a full. Time consuming but I’d have one everyday if someone made me one.

Would you rather fresh pjs or fresh bedsheets?
 
Mint Hot Chocolate.

WYR have a red velvet cake or dark chocolate peanut butter brownies?
 
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