Would you Rather ?

Builder's tea. Weak or over milked tea is vile.

Cheese on toast: Just melted or browned and bubbling?
 
Melted and bubbly but not dark brown

Good taste in tea. Can't drink it when it tastes like catpiss

Red cabbage or green cabbage?
 
Onions apart from when I don't want stinky breath which is when onions become the mortal enemy of my digestive system

Heater or blanket?
 
Layers. I get too hot too quickly so layers works well for all eventualities

Ice and a slice or just the slice?
 
Non-alcoholic 99.5% of the time. Sloshed beyond belief on the odd occasion I let myself go

Do you believe in Santa?
 
I would rather not answer as to not ruin the beliefs of others.

Would you rather travel to family during the holidays, or have them come to your home?
 
Buried alive. Drowning takes a lot longer than one might expect.

Would you rather die suddenly or die after a long journey with a progressive disease?
 
Pain perdu (pan pan deaux) French toast.


Chocolate covered blueberries frozen in the package or chocolate cake??
 
I've never had either, but both sound plenty delicious.

Would you rather have animal head trophies mounted on your wall or skinned animal hides as rugs?
 
probably the rug. My dad's dog when he was growing up got run over while he was on vacation and they made a pelt out of it...and to this day he still has it in my parents room.

kiss a fish or a frog?
 
Fish. Smaller mouths, and substantially lower risk of getting a tongue to the face.

Kiss someone unattractive of the gender you're attracted to, or kiss someone attractive of the gender you're not attracted to?
 
Hmm... Depends on how hard and with or without shoe. If I kicked a nail, even decently hard, with a shoe, that would be preferable. But even a light kick barefoot would be pretty painful. As for the puppy, tapping a puppy with your foot when they're being an obstacle isn't necessarily a bad thing, and will help get their attention and get them out of the way. Kicking a puppy with any amount of force however would be a no go.

Would you rather live in a home that had no windows or no electric lights (and no option to purchase lights)?
 
No doors. I did my fare share of entering and exiting homes through windows in my youth, and wouldn't be opposed to doing it again. The roof however... The rain / snow / debris that would come through there is a non starter, not to mention it would be absolutely freezing.

Would you rather live in an immobile vehicle or a tent?
 
I suppose I could put a bed in a treehouse... That however also sounds like work, and I'm not about that. Hammock.

Would you rather sleep on a couch or on an inflatable mattress?
 
Heads is always the go ahead, tails is always the more conservative / fallback option. Tails.

Would you rather play a card game or a board game?
 
Depends on the rice. Chopsticks if it's sticky, fork if not. The spoon is an incredibly underutilized utensil though, so I'd absolutely be for using a spoon for rice.

Chopsticks or tongs for flipping purposes?
 
Hand squeezed. I however recently got a uh... little glass juicer thing? It works quite nicely. Forums won't let me upload a picture.

Do you regularly drink home-pressed juice?
 
****, I was doing so good. I blame @StubleU, it must be contagious.

Okay okay...

Would you rather be 1 FT / 30 CM above or below average height for your gender and ethnicity?
 
Taller. I'm below average height, so I'd be limiting the playing field if I was looking to date below my height.

Would you rather have a flower garden or a vegetable garden?
 
Flower garden. I love sitting in the garden and watching the birds and butterflies. And the fragrances of al the colorful flowers.

Would you rather have a trampoline or bouncy house?
 
Although the pay bump looks mighty enticing, I'm not sure the work load is worth it. I'm comfortable right where I am.

Would you rather have no walls in your house (with the exception of the toilet), or have every room separated by a wall with a door?
 
Walls and doors please. Sometimes you need a bit of solitude.

Modern house with huuuge windows or an old drystone house?
 
drystone house.

Would you rather step on a needle in your bare feet or walk in a puddle of cat pee in your bare feet?
 
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A million years is tempting because it's a guarantee of being ok for that time and you'd get to see things change far in the future. But boredom...

Rich beyond imagination and discontented or poor and happy?
 
Toothpaste flavoured peanut butter. It would be like a tub of minty frosting.

Would you rather eat alternative vegan "meat" in a meal or exclude meat in a meal all together?
 
You're excluding meat either way. Some of the vegan products aren't bad.

Would you rather be a vegan or a vegetarian?
 
I could have worded that better indeed.

Vegetarian. Cheese is amazing. Everything else the vegans have figured out pretty well, but cheese? The science needs work.

Would you rather have no front door to your home or no door to your toilet? (In either situation, an open entrance would be left to enter said home / toilet)
 
No door on the toilet. No front door would mean a freezing house and there are always curtains and things for privacy.

Blue cheese or cheddar?
 
Never had edam in recollection, but I've had Gouda and enjoyed it - so Gouda.

Peanut butter, sunbutter, or almond butter?
 
Peanut butter nothing beats it

Would you Rather 1million pounds or 1penny that doubles every day for the rest of your life?
 
Depends on what I'm doing. Typing an email? Laptop. A bit of holiday shopping? Smartphone.

Would you rather exist in eternal daytime or night time?
 
Daytime. Far more opportunities to do the things I love to do.

So... Perpetual winter or perpetual summer?
 
Hmm... The extreme of either is a bit, well, extreme. But if it was not at the peak highest or coldest day constantly, I would pick summer.

Would you rather move once a year every year, or never move once ever in your lifetime? (For the purposes of this question, a move would need to be 200 KM / 125 miles or more away)
 
I would rather develop roots in a community than to have to re-establish myself every year.

Would you rather color with a crayon, ink pens, markers or colored pencils?
 
I'd prefer pastels or chalks but out of those, pencils.

Would you rather draw with charcoal or a pencil?
 
Charcoal. The smudge effect I personally think adds to the personification of the object. But I can’t draw and I still put the sun in the top corner. 😂

WYR decorate the Christmas tree or take it down?
 
Decorate it. Taking it down is a PITA.

Would you rather have a live tree or a giant artificial tree?
 
Artificial tree. The needles are on the same scale as glitter- infuriating.

WYR Secret Santa or donation to a charity of your choice?
 
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