If I had a penny for every time..

!tulsa!

!tulsa!

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Here. I’ll take the first one. If I had a penny for every time I get a dm that begins with the words “ hey handsome “ 🤦🏽‍♂️ You figure it would make you feel good some sort of way, but the inevitable next question is always “whats your ****** hangouts”
 
If i had a penny for every time unquie started crap then blamed his " mental health " i would be rich


( i have so much more to add to this also )
 
If I had a penny for every time I was told a deficiency or misconfigured item on the site that causes problems for the users is a feature and its already known by staff I'd have at least enough to buy VIP for a lifetime... But who wants to actually give this place any money?
 
"If I had a penny for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?"
 
If I had a penny for everytime someone called me Alexandra in an email I’d be rich.

Same with “where abouts in Ireland are you from?” 🥲
 
if i had a penny for everytime audrey (kronic) says some depraved sh*t like this;

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i'd be able to buy five bmw 7 series 🍭
 
Absolut Bitch said:
If I had a penny for each time I was asked 'are you really a bitch', I'd be one rich bitch
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id ask r u really the vodka in the pfp?

if i had a penny for every time ppl break promises to me id have a million pennies which is really only $10,000 but thats stil good
 
If I had a penny for everytime I posted a joke quote, but somehow completely forgot to change one of the words, while somehow getting the only other mention of it right.... id have just the 1

Soapie said:
"If I had a penny for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?"
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If I had a penny every time I thought I needed to spend a penny but then couldn’t go when I got to the loo, I’d be rich
 
Im so happy this thread resurfaced. I forgot about it.

If I had a penny for every boss that asks you to do things he/she wouldn’t do themselves. To hell with that.

thankfully, my current employer isn’t like that.
 
As someone who left here for another site where you pretend to be single when you're married, it would appear you're big mad that @jose wasn't in to you.

Mind your marriage and your business and maybe you'll be less bitter. Dear.

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Tulsa I'm sorry someone used your funny post to take a spiteful swipe at a staff member, and for my follow up contributions. I'm done. Carry on ❤️
 
-Pęnny Lane- said:
As someone who left here for another site where you pretend to be single when you're married, it would appear you're big mad that @jose wasn't in to you.

Mind your marriage and your business and maybe you'll be less bitter. Dear.

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LMAO oh dear I thought you were way more intelligent than that but guess I was wrong - yes I left this pedofile ridden fake teen site that was my choice as I was not into condoning that behaviour and I can assure you I never once spoke to him or fell for his lies and innuendo maybe you should ask him about his wife giving birth when he was dating Velma? Ask about Poe who had to attend to her dying mother and having Tempting as a relationship at the same time? but you carry on you are not special enough to curb the behaviour. As I said before I am not into men who don't bath or play women off against each other then claim they are stalking him.

LMAO I'm far from bitter and let me guess Mambo told you I was married because I wouldn't play her game of abusing Chelle and Dess? Oh dear such small minds and such mentality carry on its amusing me no end.

But its all good got my message across as I said when he's done playing you will you run away again and lick your wounds?
 
Jose and I have been close friends since the day he came into chat. I was there through everything and know the truth, not some Whisper Down the Lane version that you got. But IF @Mr. Jose feels the need to defend your ridiculous claims, that's on him.

Riddle me this, why keep your toe in a "pedophile ridden fake teen site"? Unless it's to attempt to keep creating drama where it doesn't exist? Why so concered about what Jose does that you feel compelled to take a fun, innocent post from @!tulsa! and use it to bash him?

Hanging on like this is sad, and you have my genuine sympathy for you. I hope you outgrow your mean streak and find peace in your heart one day.

And this is where I leave you ☮️
 
-Pęnny Lane- said:
Jose and I have been close friends since the day he came into chat. I was there through everything and know the truth, not some Whisper Down the Lane version that you got. But IF @Mr. Jose feels the need to defend your ridiculous claims, that's on him.

Riddle me this, why keep your toe in a "pedophile ridden fake teen site"? Unless it's to attempt to keep creating drama where it doesn't exist? Why so concered about what Jose does that you feel compelled to take a fun, innocent post from @!tulsa! and use it to bash him?

Hanging on like this is sad, and you have my genuine sympathy for you. I hope you outgrow your mean streak and find peace in your heart one day.

And this is where I leave you ☮️
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And i hope you learn to quote so it doesn't look like you are replying into thin air...
 
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LMAO oh dear I thought you were way more intelligent than that but guess I was wrong - yes I left this pedofile ridden fake teen site that was my choice as I was not into condoning that behaviour and I can assure you I never once spoke to him or fell for his lies and innuendo maybe you should ask him about his wife giving birth when he was dating Velma? Ask about Poe who had to attend to her dying mother and having Tempting as a relationship at the same time? but you carry on you are not special enough to curb the behaviour. As I said before I am not into men who don't bath or play women off against each other then claim they are stalking him.

LMAO I'm far from bitter and let me guess Mambo told you I was married because I wouldn't play her game of abusing Chelle and Dess? Oh dear such small minds and such mentality carry on its amusing me no end.

But its all good got my message across as I said when he's done playing you will you run away again and lick your wounds?
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Is that your excuse for running down both Chelle and Dess to me in pm on numerous occasions? And then being all nice as pie to their faces?
 
mamborama said:
Is that your excuse for running down both Chelle and Dess to me in pm on numerous occasions? And then being all nice as pie to their faces?
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LMAO nobody believes your lies - haven't you got a married man to pretend is your boyfriend off you pop - maybe just focus on your own family since none of them speak to you which I can fully understand - I had to change my number to be rid of your stupidity. Not to mention you following me to the sister site which you are banned from for trolling, drama, drunken rampages and pathetic behaviour.
 
-Pęnny Lane- said:
Jose and I have been close friends since the day he came into chat. I was there through everything and know the truth, not some Whisper Down the Lane version that you got. But IF @Mr. Jose feels the need to defend your ridiculous claims, that's on him.

Riddle me this, why keep your toe in a "pedophile ridden fake teen site"? Unless it's to attempt to keep creating drama where it doesn't exist? Why so concered about what Jose does that you feel compelled to take a fun, innocent post from @!tulsa! and use it to bash him?

Hanging on like this is sad, and you have my genuine sympathy for you. I hope you outgrow your mean streak and find peace in your heart one day.

And this is where I leave you ☮️
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I am on forums only - I never used that post from @Tulsa for anything you yourself did that, I am sorry you seem to feel telling the truth is creating drama so be it, Jose has been nearly all through the women in chat and my issue with him was more to the fact he would not remove pictures of old men with young girls as he felt it was fine. Now off you pop as I am not bitter or creating drama if the truth is not liked so be it.
 
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LMAO nobody believes your lies - haven't you got a married man to pretend is your boyfriend off you pop - maybe just focus on your own family since none of them speak to you which I can fully understand - I had to change my number to be rid of your stupidity. Not to mention you following me to the sister site which you are banned from for trolling, drama, drunken rampages and pathetic behaviour.
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Your bitterness is showing.
 
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