If I had a penny for every time..

If I had a penny for everytime I posted a joke quote, but somehow completely forgot to change one of the words, while somehow getting the only other mention of it right.... id have just the 1

"If I had a penny for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?"
 
If I had a penny every time I thought I needed to spend a penny but then couldn’t go when I got to the loo, I’d be rich
 
Im so happy this thread resurfaced. I forgot about it.

If I had a penny for every boss that asks you to do things he/she wouldn’t do themselves. To hell with that.

thankfully, my current employer isn’t like that.
 
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