Things women want to say to men

Finn2.0 said:
You’re welcome! I don’t understand how lesbian relationships work, what with there being an absence of a man to tell you what to do! But it’s 2022 and I’m glad things like this are starting to become public knowledge!
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Thank you for giving me an excuse to post my favorite PM I've received so far:

https://imgur.com/a/lYu2Wex

Was this you!??!?!?!
 
Finn2.0 said:
No, silly! I know how they work. Lots of fights over the dishes and the housework
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lol thank **** we have a dishwasher now. but there's always something else to add to the list
 
punky hepburn said:
lol thank **** we have a dishwasher now. but there's always something else to add to the list
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No rest for the wicked! The trick is to be the man in the relationship and make your girlfriend do everything!

Also don’t hate me. I’m not actually sexist
 
Finn2.0 said:
No rest for the wicked! The trick is to be the man in the relationship and make your girlfriend do everything!

Also don’t hate me. I’m not actually sexist
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lol I know you're not.

I do, however, fully support marrying someone who is much better at being domestic than you and reaping the benefits. 🙂
 
punky hepburn said:
lol I know you're not.

I do, however, fully support marrying someone who is much better at being domestic than you and reaping the benefits. 🙂
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Did you know lesbians can get married now?! How amazing is that? Maybe I’ll marry a lesbian. Straight chicks are crazy.
 
Finn2.0 said:
Did you know lesbians can get married now?! How amazing is that? Maybe I’ll marry a lesbian. Straight chicks are crazy.
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Pfft, don't marry a lesbian. My wife made that mistake. Marry a bisexual. Trust me. Then you can tell them they're trending lesbian or trending straight to piss them off. Works like a charm.
 
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ima get a book to right this down
 
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