It's no surprise I was the fastest really. What was it you called me?
And if you mention my mother again, I'll get the pitchfork
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And if you mention my mother again, I'll get the pitchfork
SerenityMoon
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I'm bringing torches and rope.
No need for the torches. It's better with just the 4 senses. Rope might be useful though
@RustyNail I think you need to come to admin this thread. It's turning into sex chat and none of it is my fault
I'll let you use the pitchfork if you ask nicely
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Torches also make effective clubs.
@Apollo How many posts in forums since I posted this?
@Annie @Apollo @Finn2.0 (and @finn100 because your name keeps popping up when I want to Tag @Finn2.0 ) @MissMotive @ItsMatt @Supgad @GamerGirlTwitch @Baby Universal @Chopper @Ks_guy
Christ, that's even too kinky for me. No flames, I value some of my body hair - not much, but at least some of it
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
New definition of hit it.
Apollo
Gold Member
You have the gift of giving and getting things done bby @Inkandtatts
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
STDs are like luggage.
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Don’t leave us already. 🥺
SerenityMoon
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Where do you want these bags?
If you’re asking Ink, the only answer is six inches down his throatWhere do you want these bags?
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Those are either some pendulous nads or @Inkandtatts is a violent prick, if he has them six inches down his throat.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
That's some low hanging fruit if it can go 6 inches down a throat.
His sucking power is off the charts.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
DEKKER 9.7 HP Lubricated Rotary Vane Vacuum System | 229 ACFM | 120 Gallon Tank | RML212T1-00-DS
If you think he stops at 120 gallons, you ain’t seen him on a Saturday night. The man could impregnate the world just by farting
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TIME OUT. NOW.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Free refills.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
I need to work on that.
Close your damn eyes and walk away
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Poked him in the fart box.
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
August 31, 2022. Rise and shine!
Howdy, and morning y'all! Have a great Wednesday. I can't believe it. Wow! This is the last day of August 2022.🙏🌄☺💓✨💛🙏 God bless you all. Hugs! Take care! Be safe and well. A brand new month tomorrow. Yay! Enjoy your day and rest of your week. September tomorrow!
Howdy, and morning y'all! Have a great Wednesday. I can't believe it. Wow! This is the last day of August 2022.🙏🌄☺💓✨💛🙏 God bless you all. Hugs! Take care! Be safe and well. A brand new month tomorrow. Yay! Enjoy your day and rest of your week. September tomorrow!
And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind
I did it because half of you lot weren't even born in 1997 and the other half just want to talk smut
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Always a Lady.
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
I love Princess Diana. 👸💗💕💓💖
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Passed before my time.
I just realised I have a paid job and I've done the grand sum of none of it today
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What are you getting paid in? Gummies?
I mean, my standard intro to clients is
“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.”
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
@Inkandtatts My favorite movie of all time.
It's up there with mine too. Anything with Julia or Sandra in, I'll watch without looking at what it's about
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Sandra Bullock and/or Sally Fields also.
Oh god yes I forgot about Sally! She's amazing. The 80s/90s were a good time for movies.
They just don't have the star quality these days.
Saying that, I watched the new Top Gun at the weekend. Tom Cruise would still get it, and the movie was one of the best I've seen in a while
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
I haven't watched the new Top Gun yet. I can't watch those type of movies with my dad. He always ruins them.
I saw it at the cinema but it's just come out on Prime for £14 (edit: I always forget you're US! About $16 if they charge you the same as they charge us)
MissMotive
Gold Member
I’d give you a discount, js 😉
Mature50gaytop
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Thread abuse. Here we go again. Number please......
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Yeah we have Prime just waiting for it to stream free. I'm no good for cinema/theaters.
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
Hello everyone,
How is everyone? I hope everyone on chat ave is doing well. Hugs! Have a great evening! Be well and stay safe. God bless! God loves you all. I am praying for everyone on this site. I win! Last post! LOL! Take very good care.
All the best,
Princessa
How is everyone? I hope everyone on chat ave is doing well. Hugs! Have a great evening! Be well and stay safe. God bless! God loves you all. I am praying for everyone on this site. I win! Last post! LOL! Take very good care.
All the best,
Princessa
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
Get a mop and a bucket
for that wet
mess on aisle 4 ( kevin to the condiment aisle please )
for that wet
mess on aisle 4 ( kevin to the condiment aisle please )
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Good morning you lot. Happy ber months.
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
it's a sign of the times.. we gotta get away from here
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Good morning you lot.
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
It's finally Friday. Yay! Have I ever won on chat ave yet? Lol! Jk! Will I ever win? Lol!
I hope to win on here someday soon.
Congratulations to all the winners 🏆👏🙌😀👍 so far.
I hope to win on here someday soon.
Congratulations to all the winners 🏆👏🙌😀👍 so far.
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I’ll be keen to see if @Princessa can win without cheating. 🥰
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
I'm waiting for my nurse now. At the doctor's office. I'm not feeling well today.
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
if you didn't instagram it .. did it like literally even happen .. now hold my pumpkin spice latte while I get a shot of this cobb salad at a proper angle
I just wanted to be involved. Lucky 360, make me the winner.
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
My mother told me
Someday I will buy
Galleys with good oars
Sail to distant shores
Someday I will buy
Galleys with good oars
Sail to distant shores
I’ve had some to drink and I am still madly in love with dill pickle (@DynamicDylan)
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
tis the season to put out stuff for holidays 2 months ahead of time .. so if anyone wants to go ahead and buy me a box of non assorted chocolates in a box shaped like a heart( i don't want to play roulette with my chocolate) slide in those DM's
Although I know it can be tempting, remember to practice safe cooking and always use condiments 😉.
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
Good night everyone. Sweet dreams! Sleep very well. Take very good care! Have a wonderful weekend. 🙂 Hugs!
The late night munch will be left over Olive Garden.
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
rainy days are indeed some of the best days
I won. The end.
SouthernButchCharm
Active Member
Bagels are indeed a delicious edible substance
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Good morning you lot.
And here I thought you'd have a mouth full of pickles. DD will be so disappointed.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What's best take away left overs for breakfast?
Pizza
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What goes on Pizza?
crawfish, shrimp, andouille sausage, Cajun spices, onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, lump crab and mozzarella cheese.
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
I love pizza. Since I love pizza I win. Lol!🍕
Hungry
If you ever call him dill pickle again, I’m going to beat you over the head with nothing but the weight of my disgust
.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
Auburn tigers! War Dang Eagle Hey! Go Auburn Tigers today. WIN! Yeah! I love Auburn Tigers. 🙂 I win 24-7. 🙂 Enjoy your Saturday everyone.
You can’t quit me lover.
I smell apollo is lurking
I can bloody well try! Stay over there in your corner of the room! Don’t look at me!
It’s his socks 🧦
He should change them
Nah he likes the smell, like an aphrodisiac
Probably that too
Smells like a mouldy onion
Did he send them to you too? I had to keep doing an Elvis “return to sender”
The things I’d do for them 🤣
MissMotive
Gold Member
It’s just a little crack.
It is, but us straight guys can’t get enough of them
MissMotive
Gold Member
Are you questioning my status as a true alpha of the male population?!
I am going to get so much judgment for this comment
MissMotive
Gold Member
That’s the worst thing you’ve ever said, and you’ve said some pretty depraved shit. 😂😂😂
I am so sorry. I’m logging off for a month
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