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[Finn2.0]

She lied. When referring to you being the sperm that hit home, she was trying to make you feel better

(It pains me that it was you that gave the inspiration for that response but I think I just opened a new dynamic in our relationship)

It's no surprise I was the fastest really. What was it you called me?

And if you mention my mother again, I'll get the pitchfork

 

[Inkandtatts]

What was it you called me?

D***y

I'll get the pitchfork

Don't threaten me with a good time

 

[SerenityMoon]

I'm bringing torches and rope.

 

[Inkandtatts]

I'm bringing torches and rope.

No need for the torches. It's better with just the 4 senses. Rope might be useful though

 

[Inkandtatts]

@RustyNail I think you need to come to admin this thread. It's turning into sex chat and none of it is my fault

 

[Finn2.0]

I'm bringing torches and rope.

I'll let you use the pitchfork if you ask nicely

 

[SerenityMoon]

Torches also make effective clubs.

 

[Inkandtatts]

@Annie @Apollo @Finn2.0 (and @finn100 because your name keeps popping up when I want to Tag @Finn2.0 ) @MissMotive @ItsMatt @Supgad @GamerGirlTwitch @Baby Universal @Chopper @Ks_guy

@Apollo How many posts in forums since I posted this?

Torches also make effective clubs.

Christ, that's even too kinky for me. No flames, I value some of my body hair - not much, but at least some of it

 

[SerenityMoon]

Christ, that's even too kinky for me. No flames, I value some of my body hair - not much, but at least some of it

New definition of hit it.

 

[Apollo]

You have the gift of giving and getting things done bby @Inkandtatts

 

[SerenityMoon]

STDs are like luggage.

 

[Ks_guy]

I need to go back go bed.

 

[Deleted member 295826]

I need to go back go bed.

Don’t leave us already. 🥺

 

[Inkandtatts]

You have the gift of giving and getting things done bby @Inkandtatts

STDs are like luggage.

I need to go back go bed.

Are you asking for an STD, @Ks_guy , as these two lovelies are suggesting I'm giving?

 

[SerenityMoon]

Where do you want these bags?

 

[Finn2.0]

Where do you want these bags?

If you’re asking Ink, the only answer is six inches down his throat

 

[Deleted member 295826]

If you’re asking Ink, the only answer is six inches down his throat

Those are either some pendulous nads or @Inkandtatts is a violent prick, if he has them six inches down his throat.

 

[SerenityMoon]

If you’re asking Ink, the only answer is six inches down his throat

That's some low hanging fruit if it can go 6 inches down a throat.

 

[Finn2.0]

Those are either some pendulous nads or @Inkandtatts is a violent prick, if he has them six inches down his throat.

His sucking power is off the charts.

 

[SerenityMoon]

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