How to surprise a girl on a date?

Tell her she doesn't have the right bits for you

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Is she on a date with you or someone else? Because they require two very different approaches.
 
Buy a can of Pringles. Eat them. Cut a hole at the bottom. Take her to the movies. Unzip the zip slide the glizzy in the pringles can hole. Offer her pringles. Watch her reach in.
 
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