How to surprise a girl on a date?

[LostCause.]

- remember his/her name

This is my favourite of all the suggestions.

 

[Baby Universal]

I would take her to a BBQ and rave about how good the sausage is

 

[Deleted member 221990]

I would take her to a BBQ and rave about how good the sausage is

I’m free Friday. Oh thank you darling. 😁

 

[SerenityMoon]

My dad says if He doesn't come knock on the door he thinks you're a *****. I take that to mean you should come meet the family.

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Hello Serenity's Dad. I'm that Aussie guy your daughter has been endlessly talking about. My name is @Ofir, btw.

 

[evening sunset]

Just show up naked to her house. Works all the time.

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Just show up naked to her house. Works all the time.

Wished that worked with me. The police always turn up.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wished that worked with me. The police always turn up.

Bring Tacos

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Bring Tacos

Yeah that would work 🤣

 

[evening sunset]

Wished that worked with me. The police always turn up.

Those gawd darn police. They really do know how to ruin all the fun by showing up at the worse times.

 

[MissMotive]

Take her swimming, but don’t tell her before hand. Just walk beside a pool and push her in- she will love it

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Take her swimming, but don’t tell her before hand. Just walk beside a pool and push her in- she will love it

Wished that worked with me. The police always turn up.

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Bring a shotgun and leave it on the passengers seat

 

[Hong dong]

Show her your ****

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Show her your ****

I tried doing that. She got institutionalized at an asylum and I am now in front of the magistrate

 

[Allie40usa]

take her out to dinner and buy her flowers

 

[Soapie]

Pull a raccoon outta your ass

That would be surprising, and I like raccoons... altho, depending on how ya look, may not be super surprising

 

[0sen]

Step one is to tell her where she went at all times (totally will love that)


Step two: Make sure you have evidence of something she did and let her know (actually, don't).


Step three: ask her out.


Step four: have fun.


Step five: Have bail money. (most important!!!)

(joking)


also for the grammar checkers idgaf.



(probably gonna delete this soon lmfao)

 

[Baby Universal]

Oh dear

 

[Baby Universal]

I need to wash my eyes after the last couple of replies