How to surprise a girl on a date?

ElSerto said:
Kidnap her.

Take her for a nice stroll in the back of the car, tied up preferably.

Stockholm her.

Marry her.

I hope this helps.
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Now I know your style, I’m about to share my What3Words with you.

Everyone if you don’t see me for a while I’m either in the back of his car, or married. Thnx.
 
Inkandtatts said:
Now I know your style, I’m about to share my What3Words with you.

Everyone if you don’t see me for a while I’m either in the back of his car, or married. Thnx.
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Hahaha, may need to steal a car first. Do you like bad boys? I’m baddest of all the boys. According to a four year old.

I hope you enjoy being stockholmed x
 
ElSerto said:
I’m bad at everything [finger guns]

Why do I feel like I’ll enter the house and you’re already going to be tied up waiting for me?
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Because you read my mind when I briefly flirted with the idea of that being Plan A but we can do better than that.

The real Plan A is you come in with your guns out and use that rope on me before I have chance to even mock resistance then bundle me in that car 😇


Edit: guns = @ElSerto ’s strong arms not the guns that should, for the majority, be banned
 
Inkandtatts said:
Because you read my mind when I briefly flirted with the idea of that being Plan A but we can do better than that.

The real Plan A is you come in with your guns out and use that rope on me before I have chance to even mock resistance then bundle me in that car 😇


Edit: guns = @ElSerto ’s strong arms not the guns that should, for the majority, be banned
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I love how this random person has asked for advice how to surprise a girl and now we’ve gone onto bondage. Poor guy.

I’ll brb getting the rope
 
Bogdan said:
Hello everyone, tell me a few creative ideas who and how conducted interesting and non-standard dates
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Darling, you need, I mean, you need creative ideas? Hail.

Can't noboday say no to that, and I mean that, which is uploaded as yer profile picture. Dayum boy. You a Sizzler and then some.

But to answer, depends on the girl, if she's all romantic, work out her favourite flowers and get em for her.

But if the girl is looser, well, you've got plenty of options then you can work all on yer own buddy.
 
Alright let’s get serious, kidnapping aside.

The best way to surprise a girl or anyone is to understand them fully. Take your time to explore everything about them; what makes them who they are. Learn them, accept them and love them with all their perfections and imperfections.

You’ll learn what she enjoys that way.

Most people love things like going out into a field, stargazing whilst cuddled up on a blanket. Others enjoy going to book shops and getting passionate about the books they love. Others enjoy watching the sunset whilst holding hands.

It depends on the person you’re with. And not many people take the time to understand others anymore. Surprise her by showing her that you’re wanting to know her.
 
ElSerto said:
Alright let’s get serious, kidnapping aside.

The best way to surprise a girl or anyone is to understand them fully. Take your time to explore everything about them; what makes them who they are. Learn them, accept them and love them with all their perfections and imperfections.

You’ll learn what she enjoys that way.

Most people love things like going out into a field, stargazing whilst cuddled up on a blanket. Others enjoy going to book shops and getting passionate about the books they love. Others enjoy watching the sunset whilst holding hands.

It depends on the person you’re with. And not many people take the time to understand others anymore. Surprise her by showing her that you’re wanting to know her.
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Most people love things like going out into a field, stargazing whilst cuddled up on a blanket - Oh!

You free Monday? 😉
 
I think there is the do's and don'ts of dating.

DO:
- wear clean clothes, look presentable, be hygienic (showered, washed hair, clean teeth, etc)
- be prompt and punctual
- go to place where if the date fails you can end it and run for the hills (coffee date, dinner)
- remember his/her name, and use it a lot when talking to that person
- compliment him/her on looks
- use jokes, no not any dad jokes or self-deprecating ones either. Use witty jokes at the appropriate time
- show interest in him/her and mould it around your interests.
- use body language that displays comfort, be relax and always be chirpy
- decide who is to pay before arranging the date, or if it is to be split
- at the end of the date, make a comment that you don't want this to last and check if he/she feels the same way
- write all this information down of a small scrap of paper and remember it just prior to your date.

DONT:
- do what I always do at a date. Ignore the do list and then gets friend zoned or ghosted after the date.
 
My dad says if He doesn't come knock on the door he thinks you're a *****. I take that to mean you should come meet the family.
 
Hello Serenity's Dad. I'm that Aussie guy your daughter has been endlessly talking about. My name is @Ofir, btw.
 
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Step one is to tell her where she went at all times (totally will love that)


Step two: Make sure you have evidence of something she did and let her know (actually, don't).


Step three: ask her out.


Step four: have fun.


Step five: Have bail money. (most important!!!)

(joking)


also for the grammar checkers idgaf.



(probably gonna delete this soon lmfao)
 
I need to wash my eyes after the last couple of replies

mike huckabee moments GIF
 
I love a men in uniform. And thank you for your service Men in uniform.



All people in the uniform Thank you for your service and your dedication. Thank you for your time.
 
Princessa said:
I love a men in uniform. And thank you for your service Men in uniform.



All people in the uniform Thank you for your service and your dedication. Thank you for your time.
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I also think it's pretty too and hot, but when a woman is wearing it. Oh, so... 😏 😈

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You can always bring flowers and a cupcake. Or some chocolates. As long as they're not allergic to chocolate. I actually had an uncle that was allergic to chocolate sadly. But he passed away. Thank God I still have some more family members left. I really miss him My uncle. He was one of my uncles and I have more uncles.
 
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Is she on a date with you or someone else? Because they require two very different approaches.
 
Buy a can of Pringles. Eat them. Cut a hole at the bottom. Take her to the movies. Unzip the zip slide the glizzy in the pringles can hole. Offer her pringles. Watch her reach in.
 
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