How can I achieve immortality?

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“Life is short.” “Only two things are certain: death and taxes.” “You only live once.” “Death is imminent.” “Death is part of the circle of life.” “Live today as if it were your last day!”

Only weak-minded individuals say this crap… 😈
 
DarthErica said:
Yea I never got the whole life is short thing. I mean is someone gonna do something longer? 😏
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I get where you’re coming from. This whole life can seem a bit long. Although, a bowhead whale can live up to 200 years. Quite impressive! Maybe we should ask it for clarity and wisdom. It might leads us to destruction. Pack your gear and say goodbye to Sally! We’re going on an adventure! ☺️
 
Life's so short. So be kind of everybody This is in general. I'm talking about the mean cruel people on here. Not you. Life is so short to be unkind. Does this make sense.
 
Yes, this does make sense! Last year, I was talking to an old grandma at Home Depot and I said to her, “Hey fool, let’s talk about what we need to do so this no longer stands between us. What can I do to help?”

She replied, “You must exist no more! All the pain and hurt you caused me is like poking a stick in my open wound. Would you sit down and listen to my past unresolved feelings?”

I was greatly happy and very compassionate to hear her as I said, “FINE! WHATEVER! I KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND YOU DON’T!

She laughed and we both played chess and had an amazing time! She won every game and faded back to darkness.
 
With great deeds, art or love your name echoes forever trough the corridors of immortality. And writers and poets will make sure you're not just another "unsung hero" .
 
According to Spartan royalty- immortality means no glory.

"I hope you live forever." - King Leonidas
 
Plankton said:
Yes, this does make sense! Last year, I was talking to an old grandma at Home Depot and I said to her, “Hey fool, let’s talk about what we need to do so this no longer stands between us. What can I do to help?”

She replied, “You must exist no more! All the pain and hurt you caused me is like poking a stick in my open wound. Would you sit down and listen to my past unresolved feelings?”

I was greatly happy and very compassionate to hear her as I said, “FINE! WHATEVER! I KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND YOU DON’T!

She laughed and we both played chess and had an amazing time! She won every game and faded back to darkness.
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I was at Target the other day and I really had to take a huge steamy diarrhea ****. I mean, that feeling you get in your stomach when you’re just in pain and you can feel the brown tsunami about to burst out of your anus any second now. So, as I’m walking like a damn hunchback with tears...
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Immortality can be achieved by anybody that behaves good all of their life, does good deeds throughout your life, god will bless you as one of his angels. you will achieve the immortality that you want. you will just be in heaven instead.

The second way is become really famous like Pele, Maradona, anybody that is famous and really respected in their respective countries, they are Immortal in the sense even after being dead in 400 years, people will still remember them.

Third method accept death is just the beginning of your re carnation as another life, nobody stays dead forever.

If you cant achieve any of them. i'm afraid you will just have to accept you will just die, that will be it.
 
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nah Homie just set yourself up with good people and get to good places. i set up with the right homies so now im set and on barrowed time
 
Bac said:
With great deeds, art or love your name echoes forever trough the corridors of immortality. And writers and poets will make sure you're not just another "unsung hero" .
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Human memories, ideas, culture, history. Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that information be left off at the mercy of nature?
 
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