I'M SORRY

I'M SORRY I WAS INAPROPRIATE ON VOICE CHAT IN SINGLES WHEN I WAS TDRUNK. I WAS RUDE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE AND I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING I SAID. PLEASE STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT ME. ITS EMBARRASSING. I KNOW I HAVE A DRINGKING PROBLEM BUT ITS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE AND NOBODY LOVES ME BACK. I MISS KENTUCKY MY EX GIRLFRIEND AND MY SONS GILFREIND REMINDS ME OF HER AND A LOT OF WOMEN IN CHAT REMINDS ME OF HER SO I SEND GIFT CARDS TO SHOW MY LOVE BUT THEY REJECT ME. IM SORRY. I DONT KNOW WHAT I DO THAT MAKES PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH. IM TRYING. PEOPLE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS FOR A MAN MY AGE TO BE SINGLE AND WANTING TO LOVE SOMEONE ANYONE AND NOBODY LOVES ME BACK. ITS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT FOR ME AND I CANT TAKE THE REJECTION SDO I DRINK THE PAIN AWAY SOMETIMES AND I GET SAD AND ANGRY. UFC FAN UNDERSTANDS HOW IT IS AND WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS SO STOP BULLYING HER TO JSUT BECAUSE SHE HELPED ME OUT WHEN I WAS HAVING A BAD NIGHT. IM SORRY EVERYONE. PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME NOW. IT MAKES ME MORE DEPRESSED. I LOVE YOU POISON IVY.
 
Actual Michael was jus calling ppl cnts in singles an I got kicked for sayin he's still in the shelter. 🥴 Make it make sense
Actual Michael was jus calling ppl cnts in singles an I got kicked for sayin he's still in the shelter. 🥴 Make it make sense
ITS OK. IM DRUNK AND UFC FAN IS MY FRIEND. I GET A PASS FOR THAT. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME DEPRESSED SANDRA? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. YOU SAID FOREVER
 
Dude said "Anyone who comes here is a f*ckin loser. I wasn't always here because I was homeless and living life like I was in prison. Now I moved up in the world, I have a car, my own apartment and I make bank."

You already had a car, you slept in it when you were homeless. You don't have your own apartment, you begged your 19 year old son to move into his apartment with his gf. You can't even let your kid experience adult hood because he has to now take care of you, also, how we're you able to give women gift cards if you were jobless and homeless? Shouldn't that money be spent on yourself? You're not working because when you're not in Singles, you're always in Gen chat lurking.
 
Dude said "Anyone who comes here is a f*ckin loser. I wasn't always here because I was homeless and living life like I was in prison. Now I moved up in the world, I have a car, my own apartment and I make bank."

You already had a car, you slept in it when you were homeless. You don't have your own apartment, you begged your 19 year old son to move into his apartment with his gf. You can't even let your kid experience adult hood because he has to now take care of you, also, how we're you able to give women gift cards if you were jobless and homeless? Shouldn't that money be spent on yourself? You're not working because when you're not in Singles, you're always in Gen chat lurking.
Dude said "Anyone who comes here is a f*ckin loser. I wasn't always here because I was homeless and living life like I was in prison. Now I moved up in the world, I have a car, my own apartment and I make bank."

You already had a car, you slept in it when you were homeless. You don't have your own apartment, you begged your 19 year old son to move into his apartment with his gf. You can't even let your kid experience adult hood because he has to now take care of you, also, how we're you able to give women gift cards if you were jobless and homeless? Shouldn't that money be spent on yourself? You're not working because when you're not in Singles, you're always in Gen chat lurking.
THATS NOT TRUE. IM SUCCESSFUL. I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY. I JUST CANT FIND LOVE AND IM A LIL JEALOUS OF MY SON BECAUSE HIS GIRFRIEND REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF KENTUCKY MY EX. I EVEN BOUGHT HER A STUFFED BEAR SO SHE CAN SLEEP WITH IT AND THINK OF ME
 
THOSE GIFT CARDS WERE NOT STOLEN. I MAKE BIG MONEY NOW AND I SEND GIFT CARDS WITH MY LOVE TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES IN CHAT. I TREAT WOMEN LIKE QUEENS BUT ITS NOT SIMPING. IM NOT A SIMP. I JUST GET MY HEART BROKEN ALL THE TIME FROM THE REJECTION. IT MAKES ME CRY
Kinda sad when you acted like your own gf and then dumped yourself. Did you buy yourself a giftcard too?
 
I'll pass
Too late
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Clickity clank clickity clank, the gift cards go into my piggy bank.
DID YOU STEAL THE GIFT CARDS I SENT TO POISON IVY? THOSE ARE MEANT FOR HER SO HOPEFULLY ONE DAY I CAN STEAL HER AWAY. THOSE ARENT FOR YOU BUT I WILL SEND YOU 3 $100 STARBUCKS GIFT CARDS IF YOU'LL STOP BEING MEAN TO ME PLEASE???
 
THATS NOT TRUE. IM SUCCESSFUL. I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY. I JUST CANT FIND LOVE AND IM A LIL JEALOUS OF MY SON BECAUSE HIS GIRFRIEND REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF KENTUCKY MY EX. I EVEN BOUGHT HER A STUFFED BEAR SO SHE CAN SLEEP WITH IT AND THINK OF ME
Check into rehab, you know what you wrote there is just wrong.
The problem when you drink a lot you do not make good dating material.
Go to AA, get into a program to help you stop drinking. Start caring for yourself. Make exercise and meditation part of your daily activities. Eat healthy, Join a dating website if you need help with that. BUT QUIT GIVING YOUR SON'S GIRLFRIEND GIFTS. ALSO MOVE OUT SO HE CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE.
 
I sincerely hope that no one believes that drunk Michael is the real Michael from singles. He wouldn't have chosen the screen name drunk Michael and he doesn't talk like a 5-year-old child like this drunk Michael does.
No, five year olds have more sense than him, so you're right.
 
I'M SORRY I WAS INAPROPRIATE ON VOICE CHAT IN SINGLES WHEN I WAS TDRUNK. I WAS RUDE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE AND I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING I SAID. PLEASE STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT ME. ITS EMBARRASSING. I KNOW I HAVE A DRINGKING PROBLEM BUT ITS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE AND NOBODY LOVES ME BACK. I MISS KENTUCKY MY EX GIRLFRIEND AND MY SONS GILFREIND REMINDS ME OF HER AND A LOT OF WOMEN IN CHAT REMINDS ME OF HER SO I SEND GIFT CARDS TO SHOW MY LOVE BUT THEY REJECT ME. IM SORRY. I DONT KNOW WHAT I DO THAT MAKES PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH. IM TRYING. PEOPLE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS FOR A MAN MY AGE TO BE SINGLE AND WANTING TO LOVE SOMEONE ANYONE AND NOBODY LOVES ME BACK. ITS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT FOR ME AND I CANT TAKE THE REJECTION SDO I DRINK THE PAIN AWAY SOMETIMES AND I GET SAD AND ANGRY. UFC FAN UNDERSTANDS HOW IT IS AND WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS SO STOP BULLYING HER TO JSUT BECAUSE SHE HELPED ME OUT WHEN I WAS HAVING A BAD NIGHT. IM SORRY EVERYONE. PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME NOW. IT MAKES ME MORE DEPRESSED. I LOVE YOU POISON IVY.

Poison Ivy might give you a rash.
 
da fuq?! an alcoholic cant work forums. they too busy getting drunk.


ufc fan cant help you. they arent a mod here...

the rest is pure LOL except the mrs man part. omg mrs man grew up and outta his feet phase. its impressive.
 
THIS IS WHY I DRINK. I CANT FIND LOVE AND ALWAYS GET REJECTED NO MATTER HOW MUCH LOVE OR GIFT CARDS I SEND. WHY CANT ANYONE LOVE ME FOR ME???????
No Need To Shout Sir .. None Of Us Are Deaf .. You Do Seem To Be Filled With Too Much Self Pity ....

And So I Shall Leave You With A Poem ....

"Self-pity" by D.H. Lawrence

I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself .
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself .
 
It is funny. When Michael admitted that mods covered for him, Dylan and Chaos marched here wit statements "It is fake! It is fake!" 😂😂
 
I just noticed something hilarious. This guy is like a clone of @Princessa, @British and Proud, or me in the past. Can you believe how silly I was back then? Damn, I've grown up a lot since then.
Angry Fed Up GIF by Squishiverse
 
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