I'M SORRY

[Deleted member 292068]

DID YOU STEAL THE GIFT CARDS I SENT TO POISON IVY? THOSE ARE MEANT FOR HER SO HOPEFULLY ONE DAY I CAN STEAL HER AWAY. THOSE ARENT FOR YOU BUT I WILL SEND YOU 3 $100 STARBUCKS GIFT CARDS IF YOU'LL STOP BEING MEAN TO ME PLEASE???

Give me Gamestop ones and I'll think about it.

 

[DrunkMichael]

Give me Gamestop ones and I'll think about it.

OK BUT I NEED PROTECTION IN CHAT. ILL SEND YOU 3 $100 GAMESTOP GIFT CARDS A MONTH AND YOU DEFEND ME FROM THE BULLIES AND RUDE WOMEN WHO REJECT ME IN CHAT

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

 

[DrunkMichael]

THATS NOT ME. MY CAR IS WHITE

 

[DrunkMichael]

THATS NOT ME. MY CAR IS WHITE

IVE HAD BLACK CARS TOO THO BEFORE. SO PLEASE DONT THINK IM BEING RACIST CREEPYPOTATO

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

 

[DrunkMichael]

STOP BULLYING ME. THATS NOT MY CAR EITHER. I DRIVE A 1992 FORD ESCORT

 

[DrunkMichael]

IM GONNA GO GET UFC FAN AND YOULL ALL BE SORRY FOR MESSING WITH ME. SHE LIKES ME. SHE THINKS IM HANDSOME AND SHE DOESNT REJECT ME LIKE THE STUCK UP WOMEN IN THE ROOM

 

[DrunkMichael]

UFC FAN IS A AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN. SHE TALKS DIRTY TO ME AND I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO SEND HER A GIFT CARD BUT FOR SOME REASON SHE ACCIDENTALLY CALLS ME CRUDE SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE GETTING NASTY WITH EACH OTHER

 

[DrunkMichael]

@UFC Fan CAN YOU PLEASE COME HANDLE THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING MEAN TO ME MY QUEEN?

 

[Kd.]

TL/DR what is going on in here like wtf 🤣

 

[DrunkMichael]

TL/DR what is going on in here like wtf 🤣

HELLO THERE YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY. WOULD YOU LIKE A $100 STARBUCKS GIFT CARD?

 

[Kd.]

HELLO THERE YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY. WOULD YOU LIKE A $100 STARBUCKS GIFT CARD?

 

[DrunkMichael]

I LOVE YOU. PLEASE LOVE ME TOO

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

THATS NOT TRUE. IM SUCCESSFUL. I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY. I JUST CANT FIND LOVE AND IM A LIL JEALOUS OF MY SON BECAUSE HIS GIRFRIEND REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF KENTUCKY MY EX. I EVEN BOUGHT HER A STUFFED BEAR SO SHE CAN SLEEP WITH IT AND THINK OF ME

Check into rehab, you know what you wrote there is just wrong.
The problem when you drink a lot you do not make good dating material.
Go to AA, get into a program to help you stop drinking. Start caring for yourself. Make exercise and meditation part of your daily activities. Eat healthy, Join a dating website if you need help with that. BUT QUIT GIVING YOUR SON'S GIRLFRIEND GIFTS. ALSO MOVE OUT SO HE CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE.

 

[Deleted member 282985]

The six step program:
1) Lower your caps
2) Get help for your drinking problem.
3) Go to therapy
4) Join a dating site.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Are you going to date DrunkMichael?

 

[Radiation]

Holy sh*t.

 

[Baby Universal]

Life happens while you're busy making plans. You have to fill in the rest as you go.

nice and a most appropriate quote ❤️

 

[LostCause.]

Are you going to date DrunkMichael?

Hard pass.

 

[Chaos_NoPMs]

I sincerely hope that no one believes that drunk Michael is the real Michael from singles. He wouldn't have chosen the screen name drunk Michael and he doesn't talk like a 5-year-old child like this drunk Michael does.