I'M SORRY

I sincerely hope that no one believes that drunk Michael is the real Michael from singles. He wouldn't have chosen the screen name drunk Michael and he doesn't talk like a 5-year-old child like this drunk Michael does.
No, five year olds have more sense than him, so you're right.
 
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I'M SORRY I WAS INAPROPRIATE ON VOICE CHAT IN SINGLES WHEN I WAS TDRUNK. I WAS RUDE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE AND I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING I SAID. PLEASE STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT ME. ITS EMBARRASSING. I KNOW I HAVE A DRINGKING PROBLEM BUT ITS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE AND NOBODY LOVES ME BACK. I MISS KENTUCKY MY EX GIRLFRIEND AND MY SONS GILFREIND REMINDS ME OF HER AND A LOT OF WOMEN IN CHAT REMINDS ME OF HER SO I SEND GIFT CARDS TO SHOW MY LOVE BUT THEY REJECT ME. IM SORRY. I DONT KNOW WHAT I DO THAT MAKES PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH. IM TRYING. PEOPLE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS FOR A MAN MY AGE TO BE SINGLE AND WANTING TO LOVE SOMEONE ANYONE AND NOBODY LOVES ME BACK. ITS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT FOR ME AND I CANT TAKE THE REJECTION SDO I DRINK THE PAIN AWAY SOMETIMES AND I GET SAD AND ANGRY. UFC FAN UNDERSTANDS HOW IT IS AND WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS SO STOP BULLYING HER TO JSUT BECAUSE SHE HELPED ME OUT WHEN I WAS HAVING A BAD NIGHT. IM SORRY EVERYONE. PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME NOW. IT MAKES ME MORE DEPRESSED. I LOVE YOU POISON IVY.

Poison Ivy might give you a rash.
 
da fuq?! an alcoholic cant work forums. they too busy getting drunk.


ufc fan cant help you. they arent a mod here...

the rest is pure LOL except the mrs man part. omg mrs man grew up and outta his feet phase. its impressive.
 
THIS IS WHY I DRINK. I CANT FIND LOVE AND ALWAYS GET REJECTED NO MATTER HOW MUCH LOVE OR GIFT CARDS I SEND. WHY CANT ANYONE LOVE ME FOR ME???????
No Need To Shout Sir .. None Of Us Are Deaf .. You Do Seem To Be Filled With Too Much Self Pity ....

And So I Shall Leave You With A Poem ....

"Self-pity" by D.H. Lawrence

I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself .
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself .
 
It is funny. When Michael admitted that mods covered for him, Dylan and Chaos marched here wit statements "It is fake! It is fake!" 😂😂
 
I just noticed something hilarious. This guy is like a clone of @Princessa, @British and Proud, or me in the past. Can you believe how silly I was back then? Damn, I've grown up a lot since then.
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