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Is it just me or does this feel like the most meh week ever?
It has been pretty meh this week. But today is a bit more exciting. I'm looking out of the office window, playing my favourite game. It's called "Will a Branch Fall on my Car Because this Wind is Fucking Mental?"
 
It has been pretty meh this week. But today is a bit more exciting. I'm looking out of the office window, playing my favourite game. It's called "Will a Branch Fall on my Car Because this Wind is Fucking Mental?"

Sounds a more interesting morning than mine. I’m knee deep in excel 🙁

I play a similar game but it’s about mental wind from the o/h when he’s asleep.
 
Sounds a more interesting morning than mine. I’m knee deep in excel 🙁

I play a similar game but it’s about mental wind from the o/h when he’s asleep.
I have to write a proposal today. It's online. Would my boss let me do it from home? Nope. I had to drive an hour through a fucking storm because he's an absolute twatwaffle.
 
I thought the accepted term was cockwomble.

It doesn’t need to be a long proposal. All you have to do is ask and I’ll say yes.
 
I thought the accepted term was cockwomble.
It's 2022. We can't let sexism rule the world. I had to introduce a feminine option to appease the crazies... I mean women.
It doesn’t need to be a long proposal. All you have to do is ask and I’ll say yes.
In that case... Will you marry my boss and slowly poison him so I don't have to deal with his **** anymore? 😍
 
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