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you and me together through the days and nights, I don’t worry coz everything’s gonna be alright, people keep talking, they can say what they’d like but all I know is everything’s gonna be alright

No one, no one, no one, can get in the way of what I’m feelin’.

No one, no one, no one, can get in the way of what I feel for you.

Uranus, Uranus, get in the way of what I feel

Uh uh ohh, uh uh uh oh uh OHH, uh uh ohhh.
 
Thats how I feel when I am at work. On lunch break and check in to read the shananigans and there is far call, so I sit there and look at the notification icon whispering 'ENTERTAIN ME' for 20 minutes.
This is usually my early mornings when it’s just me and @Inkandtatts online. We both sit back waiting for the other to make the first move
 
Fred Armisen Laughing GIF by IFC
 
Finally. There is other life out there!

Watch it, we’ll have a pixelated pigeon imposing jobs us again.
 
Is it just me or does this feel like the most meh week ever?
It has been pretty meh this week. But today is a bit more exciting. I'm looking out of the office window, playing my favourite game. It's called "Will a Branch Fall on my Car Because this Wind is Fucking Mental?"
 
It has been pretty meh this week. But today is a bit more exciting. I'm looking out of the office window, playing my favourite game. It's called "Will a Branch Fall on my Car Because this Wind is Fucking Mental?"

Sounds a more interesting morning than mine. I’m knee deep in excel 🙁

I play a similar game but it’s about mental wind from the o/h when he’s asleep.
 
Sounds a more interesting morning than mine. I’m knee deep in excel 🙁

I play a similar game but it’s about mental wind from the o/h when he’s asleep.
I have to write a proposal today. It's online. Would my boss let me do it from home? Nope. I had to drive an hour through a fucking storm because he's an absolute twatwaffle.
 
I thought the accepted term was cockwomble.

It doesn’t need to be a long proposal. All you have to do is ask and I’ll say yes.
 
I thought the accepted term was cockwomble.
It's 2022. We can't let sexism rule the world. I had to introduce a feminine option to appease the crazies... I mean women.
It doesn’t need to be a long proposal. All you have to do is ask and I’ll say yes.
In that case... Will you marry my boss and slowly poison him so I don't have to deal with his **** anymore? 😍
 
In that case... Will you marry my boss and slowly poison him so I don't have to deal with his **** anymore? 😍
Ex lax should do the trick. He can deal with his own sh*t then


t's 2022. We can't let sexism rule the world. I had to introduce a feminine option to appease the crazies... I mean women
If it’s equal opportunities then women should be allowed to be cockwombles too
 
Exactly! And that's why my male boss is a twatwaffle. You and I should get a medal for being so damn WOKE.
Cockwombles and Twatwaffles. Sound like ideal acts for Xfactor.

We should rename this thread every morning to the InkyFinn show or the FinnInky show.
 
I am taking a break from work to praise The Lord. I'm on my knees in the office worshipping the sky daddy

How are you?
That’s great news. Jesus loves you. I’m currently reconsidering my life choices. And also making eggs.

Crazy weather huh?
 
I'm going to my very first confession on Sunday. How does it start again? "Punish me, daddy. I've been bad"?

More wind than you on a baked bean binge
It’ll take longer than one sitting to confess your sins, heathen. “Forgive me daddy, I’ve been a bad girl..” is how mine start. So I’m not sure.
 
@Baby Universal Annie tells me not to drink and mod, apparently it’s not good 😐😭😃 and I can’t try and hide it because I apparently have a tendency of telling the room I’m drunk
 
Im fed up with you.
What's wrong with you why you trying to make me look bad stay away from my mother leave my family alone my mom don't need your help just leave my mom alone you trying to date my mom or take my mom away or do harm just stay away from my mother ok you stalker
 
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