Hey stranger! Where have you been?!
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Ex lax should do the trick. He can deal with his own sh*t then
If it’s equal opportunities then women should be allowed to be cockwombles too
Exactly! And that's why my male boss is a twatwaffle. You and I should get a medal for being so damn WOKE.
Cockwombles and Twatwaffles. Sound like ideal acts for Xfactor.
We should rename this thread every morning to the InkyFinn show or the FinnInky show.
Just like that, gone again. Like the Scarlet Pimpernel
I'm fine with you being on top. InkyFinn it is!
Perfect <3
MissMotive
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Morning bitches
Morning bestie (I'd never call you a bitch because I'm a good friend)
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Hi, what’s up… my child?
I am taking a break from work to praise The Lord. I'm on my knees in the office worshipping the sky daddy
How are you?
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That’s great news. Jesus loves you. I’m currently reconsidering my life choices. And also making eggs.
Crazy weather huh?
I'm going to my very first confession on Sunday. How does it start again? "Punish me, daddy. I've been bad"?
More wind than you on a baked bean binge
Morning to the lovely @MissMotive 😍 who always brings sunshine to a stormy day.
I am NOT your sky daddy.
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It’ll take longer than one sitting to confess your sins, heathen. “Forgive me daddy, I’ve been a bad girl..” is how mine start. So I’m not sure.
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Hey handsome darling 💜
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I’m guessing not me. 😥
@Baby Universal Annie tells me not to drink and mod, apparently it’s not good 😐😭😃 and I can’t try and hide it because I apparently have a tendency of telling the room I’m drunk
AIN'T NOBODY WANT TO SEE THAT SAG!!
Sorry for shouting, everyone. I needed this message to be epic.
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