About to switch to JD as I’ve been drinking Asti and Buck’s Fizz most of the day. I’ve had a few disaronno on the middle (fúck the spelling I cba
And I thought I needed stimulation on a Monday morning!Red bull.
Lmao. I hate Monday's so I thought a can of Red Bull would help me fly through it.And I thought I needed stimulation on a Monday morning!
O you’re a stronger man than I to try something like that lol.Pepsi Max Lime which I expected to taste like toilet cleaner but was good.
What kind? 😀Juice. 🤭
Glasgow 😉What kind? 😀
🤮 never like the stuff. Love on and pineapple juice but not apple.apple juice
pineapple is too sour for me🤮 never like the stuff. Love on and pineapple juice but not apple.
Never had it.haven't stopped drinking lemon fanta today
you're missing out 😋Never had it.
Gay asf. Doing us proud ❤️Juice from my pineapple fruit cup
Healthy sir puffCarrot & Apple juice
Burns my poor little throat too much, that stuff does.Gingerale
I’ll pour you one. I’m on my second bottle.Nuffin😇
Oh yes pls. What we havin?I’ll pour you one. I’m on my second bottle.
I’m on the White Zinfandel now 1/2 a bottle goneOh yes pls. What we havin?
How long before you’re white girl wasted and I can take advantage?I’m on the White Zinfandel now 1/2 a bottle gone
I don’t need to be drunk for you to take advantage of me Miss M. You can have me any time <3How long before you’re white girl wasted and I can take advantage?
I don’t need to be drunk for you to take advantage of me Miss M. You can have me any time <3
Careful Finn, your jealousy is showing
I’m done with youCareful Finn, your jealousy is showing
I’m done with you
Don’t quote me. Only friends can do that
You wouldn’t block meBlocked
NeverYou wouldn’t block me
Ditto besticles.Never
Is that all it takes?Half a bottle of Merlot
All is takes to get me drunk or all it takes for other “activities”?Is that all it takes?
All it takes to get a ride on the Ink expressAll is takes to get me drunk or all it takes for other “activities”?
All it takes to get a ride on the Ink express
I’ve just topped up my Oyster card so you ain’t really got a choice. I’m riding the fucking trainFor a select few, I’d want to be stone cold sober.
For others it might take the entire contents of a brewery to ride that train.
You get on gratis 😘 and always stone cold sober.I’ve just topped up my Oyster card so you ain’t really got a choice. I’m riding the fucking train
This is why you don’t fucking drink something called Elderflower, you absolute donkElderflower cordial- and it tasted like the glass hadn’t been wasted out from soap properly. Would not recommend,
It tastes like you’ve sprayed your mums hairspray in your mouth by accident.This is why you don’t fucking drink something called Elderflower, you absolute donk
I’ve never done this and now I’m extremely curiousIt tastes like you’ve sprayed your mums hairspray in your mouth by accident.
I highly suggest you don’t!I’ve never done this and now I’m extremely curious
Too late. Much too late. Brb lighting a cigaretteI highly suggest you don’t!
Smell! No good you lung be dirty veryToo late. Much too late. Brb lighting a cigarette
I'm fine with thisSmell! No good you lung be dirty very
So am I 😍I'm fine with this
So that’s what was that stench sunday night. Ahaa! You minger!So am I 😍
Sorry, Finn left his mark on meSo that’s what was that stench sunday night. Ahaa! You minger!
Oh that finn finish, he really know how to finish somebody off aye.Sorry, Finn left his mark on me