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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out
I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the **** out of people.
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
A riddle, a riddle, a rot, tot, tot,I met a man with a red, red coat,A staff in his hand and a stone in his throat.Come, tell me my riddle and I’ll give you a groat.
If you're throwing a peanut over a mountain, how many keys does it take to open a banana?
If you're paddling a canoe upstream at two miles per hour and one of the oars falls off, how many pickles fit on a ruler?
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it...
Due to current economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realise the extent of your own ignorance
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -
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