*Nessa*
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@xStoned check out my boobies😀😃😀😃😏😏
If a mattress flies across the sky at 45 miles per hour and its left wheel falls off, how much pancake mix does it take to shingle a doghouse?
I'll make the supreme sacrifice and set you up with a revenge date with Richthofen/Buzzbee if it helps... 😼
Time for a dance off
Breaker, breaker, one-nine! Come on back, good buddy!
You got a big Aussie rig rolling down the blacktop, wheels turning and diesel burning! Any rubber ducks out there got their ears on? We got a convoy forming, so keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down!
That’s a big ten-four, over and out! 🚛🇦🇺”
@Toon Lass 35 stinky bish
Upon the vibrant hills of Pons—a giant, clumsy dame with celery socks—the mighty Zombieunicornis pranced, teaching her groovy moves.
Brave Emileh juggled glowing pancakes for the clan, while Toonlass drew neon doors right onto Pons's knees.
They tangoed through upside-down terrain until the giantess giggled. Now they all toast to friendships grand, sharing milkshakes in the plastic sand.
Roses are red
Mondays are hard
I suck at poetry
Coffee
Be crazy,be stupid,be silly,be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.😀🤪🤪
If a clock strikes thirteen at the bottom of the ocean and the square root of Tuesday is yellow, how far is it from the ceiling to the floor?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
If you are going down a river @ 2mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix do you need to reshingle your roof
So is it true that @Finn2.0 is the baby daddy?
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out
I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the **** out of people.
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
A riddle, a riddle, a rot, tot, tot,I met a man with a red, red coat,A staff in his hand and a stone in his throat.Come, tell me my riddle and I’ll give you a groat.
If you're throwing a peanut over a mountain, how many keys does it take to open a banana?
If you're paddling a canoe upstream at two miles per hour and one of the oars falls off, how many pickles fit on a ruler?
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it...
Due to current economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realise the extent of your own ignorance
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence.
Sometimes the most powerful thing u can say is nothing at all.....
If you're flying in a canoe and one of the wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?
Hello
Oh c'mon how have I reverted back to college chat mod
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