Nessa

*Nessa* · 2026-10-03T19:52:10-0400

Upon the vibrant hills of Pons—a giant, clumsy dame with celery socks—the mighty Zombieunicornis pranced, teaching her groovy moves.
Brave Emileh juggled glowing pancakes for the clan, while Toonlass drew neon doors right onto Pons's knees.
They tangoed through upside-down terrain until the giantess giggled. Now they all toast to friendships grand, sharing milkshakes in the plastic sand.

*Nessa* · Wednesday at 6:04 AM

Roses are red
Mondays are hard
I suck at poetry
Coffee

*Nessa* · Monday at 5:07 AM

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*Nessa* · Sep 3, 2026

Be crazy,be stupid,be silly,be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.😀🤪🤪

*Nessa* · Aug 21, 2026

If a clock strikes thirteen at the bottom of the ocean and the square root of Tuesday is yellow, how far is it from the ceiling to the floor?

*Nessa* · Aug 15, 2026

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*Nessa* · Jul 31, 2026

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

*Nessa* · Jul 27, 2026

*Nessa* · Jul 25, 2026

If you are going down a river @ 2mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix do you need to reshingle your roof

AussieFiFi · Jul 22, 2026

So is it true that @Finn2.0 is the baby daddy?

*Nessa* · Jun 30, 2026

I think @xStoned is hot af😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵

*Nessa* · Jun 24, 2026

@Coyo we need to talk about child support for this baby

*Nessa* · Jun 14, 2026

*Nessa* · Jun 7, 2026

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.

*Nessa* · Jun 6, 2026

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out

*Nessa* · Jun 3, 2026

I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the **** out of people.

*Nessa* · Jun 1, 2026

If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?

*Nessa* · May 31, 2026

A riddle, a riddle, a rot, tot, tot,I met a man with a red, red coat,A staff in his hand and a stone in his throat.Come, tell me my riddle and I’ll give you a groat.

*Nessa* · May 30, 2026

If you're throwing a peanut over a mountain, how many keys does it take to open a banana?

*Nessa* · May 29, 2026

If you're paddling a canoe upstream at two miles per hour and one of the oars falls off, how many pickles fit on a ruler?

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*Nessa* · May 20, 2026

I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

*Nessa* · May 19, 2026

Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all.