Blonde Joke

Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take

them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
 
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
 
Did you hear about the blonde and the jigsaw puzzle?

She was so proud of herself because it took her only two months to complete it, and the box said "2-to-5 years."
 
After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened.

She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
 
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