Corrupt a wish

Wish granted you can fly but only when you have sweet potato puree up your butt.

I wish I could travel time.
Wish granted but everyone you see will automatically fall in love with you or hate your guts

I don't really have a wish, but I guess I wish I had a wish to say.

And are we sure that's how you spell wish or is it one of those words that don't look right
 
You wish is granted. You are not allowed to have sugar. You will get to be a diabetic if you have sugar. No sweets for you no sugar for you. I am sweeter than you. LOL! JK!

But sugar raises your blood sugar. :-(

I wish my car did not break down last night. UGH! A very true story. The battery finally died. I was alone in my car, and it was super dark and scary to have the car to break down at nighttime. Thank God that battery lasted a very long time before it finally died last night. Thank God for a new battery but it too expensive.

Thank God for AAA.
Triple A.
 
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