Corrupt a wish

Luka said:
Wish granted but a kindess tax is implemented on the planet.

I wish McDonald’s fries dipped in strawberry milkshake was more popular than pineapple on pizza.
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Wish granted. Now pizza shops are selling pizzas with strawberries and pizza toppings which in turn makes them popular than the fries at McDonald's

I wish to unsee that BritishAndProud picture and have my eyes perfectly intact with 20-20 vision
 
Dindu Nuffin said:
Wish granted. Now pizza shops are selling pizzas with strawberries and pizza toppings which in turn makes them popular than the fries at McDonald's

I wish to unsee that BritishAndProud picture and have my eyes perfectly intact with 20-20 vision
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I've seen what you look like, I don't think you're in any position to criticise someones appearance 🤡
 
BritishandProud said:
I've seen what you look like, I don't think you're in any position to criticise someones appearance 🤡
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have yer seen wot i look like?

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Wish granted but the time changes on random days just to keep people guessing.

I wish people would think of others as they think of themselves.
 
Wish granted but they’d forever be lonely.

I wish that water had a different flavour each time you poured a glass.
 
Wish granted the weather is beautifully perfect but you are sick and can't get out to enjoy it.

I wish I owned a petting zoo full of loveable animals from around the world.
 
Wish granted. The animals are loveable, but they don't love you back. They also have a taste for human flesh.

I wish inflation would stop.
 
Wish granted you have a dragon but its not trained and its 4 inches long.

I wish I could get a new tattoo. Its time.
 
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