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Luka said:
How do I not get banned for telling the truth? 😏
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Excellent question,

John 8:32: The truth will set you free.

1. Bend the truth.

You can manipulate, and gaslight the truth to your advantage, you can be as honest and truthful as you want. If you are able to manipulate and gaslight your audience. You will never get banned. You might come under the radar of the moderators, but the people (********) the general population will be on your side.

Thanks.
 
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got question for ya homer homie homiez da clown .... how big of an a-hole does one have to be to post a pfp brandishing a firearm

wearing a too tighty whitey t shirt and a wannabe ganagsta hat ... and from the look of your physique you look like a little short guy

LAME ! 🙄
 
wtf is this bs??? u sound like u need more therapy then anybody else! well, there’s another “fish lip” person as well (not me😂) but, might as well eat a snickerdoodle!
 
little cindy lou who said:
got question for ya homer homie homiez da clown .... how big of an a-hole does one have to be to post a pfp brandishing a firearm

wearing a too tighty whitey t shirt and a wannabe ganagsta hat ... and from the look of your physique you look like a little short guy

LAME ! 🙄
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Racist sl00t
 
HELPMEGETUNBANNED said:
wtf is this bs??? u sound like u need more therapy then anybody else! well, there’s another “fish lip” person as well (not me😂) but, might as well eat a snickerdoodle!
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My advice to you is, open up your heart to love and peace. Anger and hate will be the demise of yourself if you don’t open up to a life of positivity.
 


How about you dont eat at all you FAT ****


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By the way, you really should follow your own advice.
I'm really shook how you tell someone to do something.
But, you don't even know your own self.
And also, you don't me and I don't know you.
You need to follow your own advice, Mr. @Snacker , thanks.
And now you are blocked.
Also, you might as well take therapy.
End of conversation of this "fake" advice that you can't follow yourself. Toodles.
 
HELPMEGETUNBANNED said:


How about you dont eat at all you FAT ****


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By the way, you really should follow your own advice.
I'm really shook how you tell someone to do something.
But, you don't even know your own self.
And also, you don't me and I don't know you.
You need to follow your own advice, Mr. @Snacker , thanks.
And now you are blocked.
Also, you might as well take therapy.
End of conversation of this "fake" advice that you can't follow yourself. Toodles.
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If you don’t like my advice.
It’s not my problem.
I will pray for you tough.
Jesus loves you
 
Snacker said:
My advice to you is, open up your heart to love and peace. Anger and hate will be the demise of yourself if you don’t open up to a life of positivity.
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ha ... ok rev ... I'm not racist either I'm cuban/afro american .... but you .... kinda funny ur preachin luv and peace .. while ur pfp says gangsta wit a gun .

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no wut am sayin homiez u clown ?
 
little cindy lou who said:
ha ... ok rev ... I'm not racist either I'm cuban/afro american .... but you .... kinda funny ur preachin luv and peace .. while ur pfp says gangsta wit a gun .

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no wut am sayin homiez u clown ?
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Racism applies to every race you weirdo. The fact you think it's a gangster because it's a black man, shows you're being racist. It could be Chuck Norris or any other white man and you'd have said nothing about it being a gangster.
 
Boba Fett said:
Racism applies to every race you weirdo. The fact you think it's a gangster because it's a black man, shows you're being racist. It could be Chuck Norris or any other white man and you'd have said nothing about it being a gangster.
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hey dumb phuck look again at the snackers pfp ... full blown gangsta wit a gun ..... oh thats right you wouldn't get that cause ur a

D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K .... you should think before u post .... i know its hard for u to think ..... furrow that brow and push n grunt as u try

to make your dead brain matter spark sumthin up ......

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and btw u need to get back on the job .. those toilets aint gonna unclog themselves

mister roto-turder-rooter wannabe a gangsta inna filthy sweaty wife beater shirt .... why did you change the pfp anyway ?

realized ya look like a doosh huh .... been fun chattin wich choo .... now as the brits say " BUGGER OFF ! "
 
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little cindy lou who said:
hey dumb phuck look again at the snackers pfp ... full blown gangsta wit a gun ..... oh thats right you wouldn't get that cause ur a

D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K .... you should think before u post .... i know its hard for u to think ..... furrow that brow and push n grunt as u try

to make your dead brain matter spark sumthin up ......

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I see a black man holding a gun. Is this a gangster too?
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Boba Fett said:
I see a black man holding a gun. Is this a gangster too
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i see a dooosh bag posting violent pics of an armed man pointing a loaded weapon at someone that he is going to shoot

is that you ? ...... how is it ..THAT YOU ARE NOT BANNED ? .... hell they should just ban you for being a terminal diickhead 🙄
 
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little cindy lou who said:
i see a dooosh bag posting violent pics of an armed man pointing at someone that he is going to shoot

is that you ? ...... how is it ..THAT YOU ARE NOT BANNED ? .... hell they should just ban you for being a terminal diickhead 🙄
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You say stupid things, get called out then report people for holding you accountable for the dumb things you say. You've said ethnic/racial insults towards me, claimed I beat women, etc and just came back from a 15 year ban. Aren't you also permanently banned from college chat?
 
Anyways, back on topic. How do I help Godzilla perfect his performance in VGC because so far, all I see is a grown man ranting in large paragraphs.
 
Boba Fett said:
Anyways, back on topic. How do I help Godzilla perfect his performance in VGC because so far, all I see is a grown man ranting in large paragraphs.
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Thank you for staying on topic. In order to help out Godzilla one must assign him adult responsibilities. His dad needs to get him a job, have him pay bills, pay for the internet he uses. This will build a strong character. He also needs to get some sort of counseling or therapy for his unhealthy obsession with fairy tale creatures. I can help him with that but the first step is to admit he has a problem.
 
Boba Fett said:
You say stupid things, get called out then report people for holding you accountable for the dumb things you say. You've said ethnic/racial insults towards me, claimed I beat women, etc and just came back from a 15 year ban. Aren't you also permanently banned from college chat?
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you sound like a crying whining wuss u got any cojones at all ? geeezus u whine like a lil girl ... u couldn't beat anyone up ..any woman could slap the green teeth outta flappin maw ....... and you sound pretty thick headed as in DENSE .

perma banned from college chat ..... hmmmm .. lemme think ... HA HA HA HA HA 🤣
 
u guyz are kinda whimpy .... ya got nuthin .... there's no fun in this .. it's to easy ... slappin u wimps around .. its boring ...


like poppin da bubble wrap .... kinda habit forming but BORING ... go back to mister miyagi and learn how to chat fight

now go ... shoo .... wax on .. wax off ... paint the fence ... wash the car .... sand the floor diickheadsan

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@Snacker I am having issues with a predator in VGC. I won’t say his name but let’s just call him Toast.

He has posted several nudes and tries to groom several minors, and the admin refuses to ban him. When I tried to prove what he did in forums I was banned.

What do I?
 
SouporMan said:
What do I?
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have a tall frosty mug of shut the phuck up ... and dont be a mini modding old maid ...

ur not the mod or admin stfu and go empty the ash trays .

you gotta be a doosh askin the wannabe gangsta for advice ... that a-hole struts around in here strapped ...

just because you are ONLINE .. does not mean you HAVE to be a TOTAL diickhead 24-7
 
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@Snacker I am having issues with a predator in VGC. I won’t say his name but let’s just call him Toast.

He has posted several nudes and tries to groom several minors, and the admin refuses to ban him. When I tried to prove what he did in forums I was banned.

What do I?
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Thank you for your question:

This is a very serious issue. Steps should be taken to resolve this problem. I will list my suggestions in order of escalation:
1. Tell toast to **** off
2. Report him to mods
3. Report him to room admin
4. Report him on forums
5. Street justice. Protect the kids at all means necessary even if it means taking the law into your own hands.

Chat room predators have no mercy on their victims and will continue to commit the crimes they commit as they receive no consequence. They are normally able to manipulate users and gaslight them to their advantage.

Chat room creeps will often post pics of their ass while looking back and smiling. Post pic of fat overweight thighs that belong to them. Will also creep on Asian women as they appear to have younger or “child like” facial features. It is very important that you document all of their chomo activities. And resolve the issue first at the lowest level, and with the mods. Then take matters into your own hands.
 
Snacker said:
Thank you for your question:

This is a very serious issue. Steps should be taken to resolve this problem. I will list my suggestions in order of escalation:
1. Tell toast to **** off
2. Report him to mods
3. Report him to room admin
4. Report him on forums
5. Street justice. Protect the kids at all means necessary even if it means taking the law into your own hands.

Chat room predators have no mercy on their victims and will continue to commit the crimes they commit as they receive no consequence. They are normally able to manipulate users and gaslight them to their advantage.

Chat room creeps will often post pics of their ass while looking back and smiling. Post pic of fat overweight thighs that belong to them. Will also creep on Asian women as they appear to have younger or “child like” facial features. It is very important that you document all of their chomo activities. And resolve the issue first at the lowest level, and with the mods. Then take matters into your own hands.
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Got damn snacker! Thanks for the advice!!!
 
Snacker said:
Thank you for your question:

This is a very serious issue. Steps should be taken to resolve this problem. I will list my suggestions in order of escalation:
1. Tell toast to **** off
2. Report him to mods
3. Report him to room admin
4. Report him on forums
5. Street justice. Protect the kids at all means necessary even if it means taking the law into your own hands.

Chat room predators have no mercy on their victims and will continue to commit the crimes they commit as they receive no consequence. They are normally able to manipulate users and gaslight them to their advantage.

Chat room creeps will often post pics of their ass while looking back and smiling. Post pic of fat overweight thighs that belong to them. Will also creep on Asian women as they appear to have younger or “child like” facial features. It is very important that you document all of their chomo activities. And resolve the issue first at the lowest level, and with the mods. Then take matters into your own hands.
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This reminds me of someone who got exposed in a thread yesterday.
 
Kd. said:
I need advice on how to lose weight without having to drink a ton of water. Any advice for that?
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Thank you for your question.

When I was in the military we used to send the fat bodies to the pork chop platoon where they would be placed on an extreme diet and exercise program to lose weight before graduation.(Ofcourse this would extend their time in boot camp). Your body is 60 percent water. You need water to flush out the toxins. However if you drink too much water you can die from an electrolyte imbalance. Here is a diet plan for you that will have you lose +10lbs in 3 days. 4 of those pounds will be water weight. If you continue this diet plan I’ve custom made for you for at least 1 month and add cardio and strength training. You will loose at least 25lbs in 1 month if not more.

I forgot to mention I’ve separated breakfast/lunch/dinner with a black line.

 
Snacker said:
Thank you for your question.

When I was in the military we used to send the fat bodies to the pork chop platoon where they would be placed on an extreme diet and exercise program to lose weight before graduation.(Ofcourse this would extend their time in boot camp). Your body is 60 percent water. You need water to flush out the toxins. However if you drink too much water you can die from an electrolyte imbalance. Here is a diet plan for you that will have you lose +10lbs in 3 days. 4 of those pounds will be water weight. If you continue this diet plan I’ve custom made for you for at least 1 month and add cardio and strength training. You will loose at least 25lbs in 1 month if not more.

I forgot to mention I’ve separated breakfast/lunch/dinner with a black line.

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Thank you for your advice. Is there anyway to substitute on some of these? I’m extremely picky. Tuna is a no go, and eggs and if that is cottage cheese that is also a no.
 
Kd. said:
Thank you for your advice. Is there anyway to substitute on some of these? I’m extremely picky. Tuna is a no go, and eggs and if that is cottage cheese that is also a no.
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Replace tuna with 3oz of any meat
Replace egg with half an avocado
Replace cottage cheese with 1 cup Greek yogurt(plain non fat) or 1/2 ricotta or mozzarella cheese.
 
Luka said:
I got reported for “bullying someone with cancer” all I did was disbelieve it. Welp

Then I got blocked then unblocked and welcomed back by the said person who reported me. 🧐😂
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She did the same to me. She's like Princessa on amphetamines.
 
Luka said:
I got reported for “bullying someone with cancer” all I did was disbelieve it. Welp

Then I got blocked then unblocked and welcomed back by the said person who reported me. 🧐😂
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well welcome back from your magical ban 😂
 
This thread is about free advice. This thread is not bringing up stuff from the past and not bashing people and insulting people. I don't understand why people can't move on from the past and move forward. Some of what you guys say is so inappropriate. Like I said in the past if you can't say anything nice about me you don't need to bring up my name. If it can't be positive about me then don't say my name please and thank you. Please stay on topic. Stop the bullying, Stop the bashing, stop the harassing. If you can't say anything nice please don't say anything at all. Thank you. Have a wonderful morning and day Merry Christmas. Some of you just need to stop and leave me alone and leave other people alone and stop bullying people Stop attacking people stop insulting people Stop saying inappropriate things from the past Stop saying my name if it's not positive. Why so negative? This thread is about helping people and free advice not attacking them. I don't attack you and I don't I would never attack anyone. I don't bully people I don't bring people down I don't insult people I don't talk bad about people so stop talking bad about me and bringing up stuff from the past If you don't like me I can't help it but you don't need a bash me. It's very sad that you have so much hate, and you try to bring others down. This is not acceptable and It's very inappropriate. Oh and by the way I don't take drugs but thank you for telling the whole world that I do on here. I've never taken drugs and I never will. Nice try! I'm a guest here and I can be here if I want to. No one's going to tell me that I need to take a day off anytime I can come on here when I want to I'm welcome here to be here. Don't bully me. Don't threat me. Don't boss me around. And don't tell me that I can or can I come on this site. I come on here when I can and when I want to. Don't come at me and tell me when I can come on here and when I cannot come on chat ave. Don't ever tell me that I take a break on here. I'm a chatter here on Chat Avenue. No one will ever bring me down and no one tell me when I can come on here and come off Chat ave. I'm my own boss. You're a bully. No one will ever tell me what to do. I can take care of my own self. Go take your care of your own self and leave me alone. Back off me right now. You need to mind your own business I can come on Chat Avenue whenever I want to 24/7 if I want it to.
 
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Princessa said:
This thread is about free advice. This thread is not bringing up stuff from the past and not bashing people and insulting people. I don't understand why people can't move on from the past and move forward. Some of what you guys say is so inappropriate. Like I said in the past if you can't say anything nice about me you don't need to bring up my name. If it can't be positive about me then don't say my name please and thank you. Please stay on topic. Stop the bullying, Stop the bashing, stop the harassing. If you can't say anything nice please don't say anything at all. Thank you. Have a wonderful morning and day Merry Christmas. Some of you just need to stop and leave me alone and leave other people alone and stop bullying people Stop attacking people stop insulting people Stop saying inappropriate things from the past Stop saying my name if it's not positive. Why so negative? This thread is about helping people and free advice not attacking them. I don't attack you and I don't I would never attack anyone. I don't bully people I don't bring people down I don't insult people I don't talk bad about people so stop talking bad about me and bringing up stuff from the past If you don't like me I can't help it but you don't need a bash me. It's very sad that you have so much hate, and you try to bring others down. This is not acceptable and It's very inappropriate. Oh and by the way I don't take drugs but thank you for telling the whole world that I do on here. I've never taken drugs and I never will. Nice try!
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It's Christmas. Please be respectful of Jesus and take a day off the forums.
 
Boba Fett said:
It's Christmas. Please be respectful of Jesus and take a day off the forums.
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You don't need to tell me what to do. You're not my boss. You're not my dad thank God. My dad is way better than you. My God is way better than you. My boss is better than you.
 
I would say: Make good use of your time, because time is all you get in this life to build the only thing you will leave here on Earth: the memory of the person you were. The memory of the things you lived and that memory can be built in many ways, but mainly, doing what you love, living what you love, seeking knowledge, respecting the people around you, having good and true friends and being happy , after that, nothing else matters. Your car, your house, your ego, your vanity, your money, none of that matters, because all of that will be destroyed and eroded by time, but the memory you built doesn't, it perpetuates. But you'll also find that the little people, the fake people, the people who never accept positive criticism, the people who just want to be flattered, the people who are too arrogant to take advice, to apologize and treat the people around you well, will be the first people to be forgotten in the timeline and in the memory of those who stayed. They will not be remembered long after death. Don't be that kind of person, and never allow yourself to be swayed by small people and small things like that, because life is short, and you need to make good use of your time. Time can be your best friend, but it can also be your biggest enemy, so do what you love most, live what you love most, don't be afraid to follow your dreams, so that your regret is not your greatest pain and your happiness is not just a dim light in a dark cave.
 
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Snacker said:
Allow me to introduce myself,

Best FREE chat-avenue advisor. Are You Looking for Guidance? Looking For Someone Who Can Help You Along Your Path? Snacker Is An Experienced & Effective Life Coach.

I will give you advice and solve your problems with knowledge and guidance FREE of charge:
-Life advice
-Religion
-Politics
-Spirituality
-Massage parlors
-Eating disorders
-Mental problems
-Bullying
-Coming out the closet
-Racism
-Trolls
-Relationships
-Chat life
-Life
-Tough life decisions
-How to handle hardships
-Health
-I have a SOLUTION to all of your PROBLEMS

DISCLAIMER:
The information provided on this thread does not, and is not intended to, constitute legal advice; instead, all information, content, and materials available on this site are for general informational purposes only. Information on this thread may not constitute the most up-to-date legal or other information.
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Have you thought giving admins free guidance too ?
 
Princessa said:
You don't need to tell me what to do. You're not my boss. You're not my dad thank God. My dad is way better than you. My God is way better than you. My boss is better than you.
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You would be here all day listing who's better than him you should block him like I did
 
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