Offensive jokes thread

[frying nemo]

If you hold someone under water long enough they stop being a c**t.

lmao nice one

 

[Absolut Bitch]

What's the worst part of being a black jew?

Having to sit at the back of the oven.

 

[frying nemo]

What's the worst part of being a black jew?

Having to sit at the back of the oven.

lol nearly spat my coffee out on my laptop