Offensive jokes thread

[NewSam25]

What do a burnt pizza, a pregnant woman, and a cold beer have in common? Someone forgot to pull out in time.

That one is definitely true for some I'm sure. Lmao.

 

[Akrta]

 

[-Luka]

Hannah Faye’s “best life” is like a Ferrari.

She doesn’t have a Ferrari.

💁🏼‍♂️

 

[Bread.]

what do you call one mexican playing basketball with another mexican
juan on juan

 

[Bread.]

What do a condom and a coffin have in common. They both hold something stiff but one is coming and one is going

 

[Bread.]

How many knees do men have ? 3. A left knee, a right knee, and a we knee.

 

[Pandora]

In the spirit of pride month:

There's a new drug out for lesbians who suffer from depression...........its called Trycoxagin.

 

[ßrøωη Єyєđ Gιrł]

How do non-binary people commit murder?

They slash them.

 

[Bread.]

Its a they/them JOKE LOLLLL

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I voted no but should change my vote. I never go to chat anymore but it would be fun to troll a Jesus room.
You know if you live without sin Jesus died for nothing.
Question, Why did God create man?
Answer, Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
I got a million of them.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

Banned on sight when the room is up and running for that comment. 🤣

I take my trolling seriously. I was the first Lesbian Chat Troll.
Question why did God create man before woman?
Answer because he did not want someone nagging him about his new creation.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

Why was Jesus not born in America?
Answer, because it was impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

 

[Bread.]

There are 3 things you can see on earth from the moon. One is the great wall of China and the other 2 are my huge balls lol OWNED

 

[Pandora]

Most bald people still own combs.............they just can't part with it.