His name was Majimbo Mjajubane Kimbo Bulowayo and he... had aids. He walked in to the place, holding his hands up, palms facing ******ds. This was just in case anyone accused him of stealing. He sat down, lowered his head and sighed loudly. He coughed once, called the waiter over and said, "Hello, pleez can I hev sum wateh!" The waitress stared at Majimbo for a while, he guessed she was probably trying to figure out what he'd just said.
She left him, and then returned shortly with a glass of water. "Will that be all?" she asked him in a kind voice. He nodded slowly, "Yez, dat will be oll kind voiced wooman. Nobuddy iz verry kind to me. So, siiiiince you are a kind peson I will tell you da trut aboht me. I... hev AIDS." He looked up at her, puppy eyed, with a frown turned upside down. The waittress blinked at him. She took a step back, and ran away. Majimbo sighed.
