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FGDSFDSGDFSGS... I weel at some point toonite. I'm currently resting my chin on the top of a large glas bottle, and when it slips I will be fucked.

DUDES: https://chat-avenue.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163198

Y'all won things. JESS, YOU WON MOST INTERESTING MEMBER. And some more. HOLY SHIIII
THE COOLEST NOOB BY 12 VOTES. OMG.
 
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...I still haven't made an RP......


Somebody needs to deactivate this supression field that Cory's erected around my genetalia cluster.
 
His name was Majimbo Mjajubane Kimbo Bulowayo and he... had aids. He walked in to the place, holding his hands up, palms facing ******ds. This was just in case anyone accused him of stealing. He sat down, lowered his head and sighed loudly. He coughed once, called the waiter over and said, "Hello, pleez can I hev sum wateh!" The waitress stared at Majimbo for a while, he guessed she was probably trying to figure out what he'd just said.

She left him, and then returned shortly with a glass of water. "Will that be all?" she asked him in a kind voice. He nodded slowly, "Yez, dat will be oll kind voiced wooman. Nobuddy iz verry kind to me. So, siiiiince you are a kind peson I will tell you da trut aboht me. I... hev AIDS." He looked up at her, puppy eyed, with a frown turned upside down. The waittress blinked at him. She took a step back, and ran away. Majimbo sighed.

I was reading the warm up RP and this one was my favorite post from it. I love and miss Azra, ok? Ok.
 
I miss him too Gunny, we need to convince him to at least get his AIDS ridden ass back into the discussion thread to keep us amused.
 
Okay, okay, okay. Just look at this complete clusterfuck of a conversation.

Jessica: if i'm possessing someone, can they fly, since I can
CoRy: Noes.
Jessica: POOOOOOOOOOOOO
CoRy: <3
Jessica: can they at least run super fast ;a
CoRy: Lmao
CoRy: No xD
Jessica: what is your problem
CoRy: They don't have augmented physically ability. xD
CoRy: Is augmented a word in English? Or just French? @_@
Jessica: WELL CAN'T I LIKE POSSESS HIM TO RUN SUPER FAST, WHAT IS THIS
CoRy: I just had like, a French Freudian slip.
Jessica: i don't mean like lightening speed
Jessica: just faster
Jessica: than usual
CoRy: No. xD Why?
Jessica: Oh my god.
Jessica: Because
CoRy: Stop whining.
Jessica: he needs to get there
Jessica: she can't linger in the bathroom forever
Jessica: how will **** happen
CoRy: WHAT
Jessica: what is the matter with you
Jessica: ****blocking
CoRy: Chris is in her bathroom?
Jessica: hahahaha
Jessica: noooooooooo
Jessica: have you not read emily's post
Jessica: she snuck out
Jessica: bitch is in a bar
CoRy: No... really.
CoRy: Yes, I did.
CoRy: But wait what?
CoRy: Who's in her bathroom?
Jessica: just shut up, you'll see
Jessica: NO ONE
Jessica: IS IN HER BATHROOM
Jessica: OMG.
Jessica: go eat some chicken wings
Jessica: let me get back to work
CoRy: lolirl
CoRy: Okay
CoRy: So explain this to me slowly
CoRy: He has to get from where, to where?
Jessica: NO.
Jessica: his house
Jessica: to the bar
Jessica: across the street from Midnight's
Jessica: his house is like 20 ish minutes walking distance
CoRy: WHY CAN'T HE JUST DRIVE
Jessica: /facepalm @ myself
CoRy: Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Jessica: Wow.
Jessica: This.. never happened.
 
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