It's my niece's birthday. I have to be presentable. Siiiiigh.
It's a shame, if you were the uncle no one would think twice about you showing up wasted and possibly baked.
It's my niece's birthday. I have to be presentable. Siiiiigh.
Well you know I do what I do when I do what I do.you are a sick man, Laura.
Oh God! Is something wrong!?I'm not drunk now. 🙁
It's a shame, if you were the uncle no one would think twice about you showing up wasted and possibly baked.
Srsly. It's like my aspiration in life.Can't you be the insane drunken aunt who mistakes a large fruit/vegetable/animal for her baby?
...I still haven't made an RP......
Somebody needs to deactivate this supression field that Cory's erected around my genetalia cluster.
Dude you have problems.
His name was Majimbo Mjajubane Kimbo Bulowayo and he... had aids. He walked in to the place, holding his hands up, palms facing ******ds. This was just in case anyone accused him of stealing. He sat down, lowered his head and sighed loudly. He coughed once, called the waiter over and said, "Hello, pleez can I hev sum wateh!" The waitress stared at Majimbo for a while, he guessed she was probably trying to figure out what he'd just said.
She left him, and then returned shortly with a glass of water. "Will that be all?" she asked him in a kind voice. He nodded slowly, "Yez, dat will be oll kind voiced wooman. Nobuddy iz verry kind to me. So, siiiiince you are a kind peson I will tell you da trut aboht me. I... hev AIDS." He looked up at her, puppy eyed, with a frown turned upside down. The waittress blinked at him. She took a step back, and ran away. Majimbo sighed.
...I still haven't made an RP......
Somebody needs to deactivate this supression field that Cory's erected around my genetalia cluster.
This all fabricated, I said none of this. Who are you going to believe? Drunky or... Me? :flowers:
Can you get super AIDS and just die instead. :crying:So I need to get to my friend's place in a bit. Can I have super speed so I can just like run there?
Y NO CAN HAZ S00PER SPEED?ican you get super aids and just die instead. :crying: