The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You get a woolly jumper.

I put in a safety pin

 

[LostCause.]

You get an emo.

I put in a pet rock.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get your first ever friend

I put in an afro wig

 

[emileh]

You get a stubbed toe.

I put in a piece of tinfoil

 

[-Luka]

You get @SerenityMoon

I put in a calzone

 

[emileh]

You get hot melted cheese dripping on your shoes and a cleaning bill for the machine

I put in a brass tack

 

[-Luka]

You get a voodoo doll.

I put in a protection spell against voodoo doll

 

[Akira_]

You get a blood moon sacrifice.

I put in a werewolf.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get bitten by Hannah Faye and turn into her every full moon

I put in my bitch of a dog. Someone can have her

 

[emileh]

My dog says thanks

He puts her back in the machine

 

[Akira_]

You get my handsome but lazy and eggless stud of a dog in exchange.

I put in Hannah's boob tattoo.

 

[emileh]

You get a turd in the middle of your kitchen floor

I put in an anti-bacterial wipe

 

[-Luka]

You get a blocked drain.

I put in an Oreo McFlurry

 

[Finn2.0]

You get ordered to clean up Hannah’s poop

I put in a Pandora bracelet

 

[emileh]

You get a Finn necklace

I put in a NIN badge

 

[-Luka]

You get a PM from fringe queen asking for song recommendations.

I put in the daily mail newspaper

 

[emileh]

You get a barrel full of ignorance, bigotry, bile, and general nastiness

I put in a blank usb stick

 

[King Luna]

you get it back but it’s now full of out of context screenshots from my phone

I put in a coin what do I get

 

[Poppyanna]

A chocolate coin..: )

I insert a used toothbrush..

 

[Akira_]

All your teeth falling out.

I put in Pandora's box