Yes. Almost did military law until I realised I was too stupid to go to Uni
Would you ever join the navy?
Would you ever join the navy?
Not even all the Seamen could tempt me.Yes. Almost did military law until I realised I was too stupid to go to Uni
Would you ever join the navy?
Nope. Not even a little.Yes. I’m so pissed at myself for not taking an opportunity that arose a while ago.
Do you believe in bringing back the death penalty?
Yes?Yes and I now have a lifelong exemption
Do you clean your own toilet?
This is where we see you in adult later loving life 😂😂😂 and yes I do enjoy cooking although I work dinner times and then I come home it’s too late for me to cook/I’m too tiredYesssssssssss!!! Fyi today is my Friday 😆 watch out!
Do you enjoy cooking?
They are If I fancy a doughnut for breakfast 😂 I will eat one on my way to college today when I buy my breakfastYeah, and I’m my current role I hate it, I’m just sticking it out till something else comes along but it’s getting harder each day to keep my mouth shut up the inequality and special treatments.
Are donuts a breakfast food?
Yes more often than I ever hoped I would be.Yes. Twice. Once was easy, the second time wasn’t pretty. That should tell you how bad it was because I’m always pretty!
Have you ever been to court?
No I’m a good boy 😇🤫Yes more often than I ever hoped I would be.
Have you ever been to prison?
Yes they always get into fights with me (4 younger ones and they all kick like a b!tch)Yes (only joking if any of you work for the police)
Have you ever had a phsyical fight with a sibling?
my crime was playing football in the street , the old lady said we were making too much noise so the blue lights came but i just had to sign that wouldnt play near her house again. apart from that im the angelNo, I'm as angelic as the day is long
Should we start a thread "What crime have your committed/been arrested for/sent to prison for"?
Yes 😏Have you ever gone skinny dipping
Nope. I'm very selective about what I snuggle my berries in.Yes 😏
Have you ever worn the underwear of the opposite sex? (@DynamicDylan this is what Friday looks like 😝)
Lightning, no. A kiss has left me physically, actually, weak in the knees before, though.No, I'm an angel with 666 tattooed on my left cheek
Have you ever kissed someone and it was so good you felt lightening shoot through you?
if its a dessert yes all the time ,Yes. I chop fingers off. Eat off a body part instead.
Have your ever licked the plate clean?
Absolutely not. Reviling thought.if its a dessert yes all the time ,
have you used someone elses toothbrush
Did you just reply to your own question?No
Are you a skier ?
Yes for surei went for a late night drive a few days ago and i took my shoes off and drove back in soks and it was the weirdest thing ever
never had to press brakes so hard hahahaha
do you think you've found/did have the love of your life?
No
Are you also sitting in the dark because your town has a power cut?
(side note: why was Toodles riding his bicycle in only socks?)
Not yet. You free?No i can afford candles 😂😂
Have you ever had an ugly one night stand?
Yes I know how to change a tire lol.No but I’m starting to question everyone’s personal hygiene here
Do you know how to change a tyre on a car?
No, not necessarily twerkingYes. This old couple stole our ball when I was a kid. I’ve never recovered.
Have you ever thought about someone twerking with no pants on?
Thankfully no.No, not necessarily twerking
Have you ever been sexually assaulted?
Flipping rebelNo not yet.. 😂
Have you ever pushed on a door that said pull?
Ooops. Answered the wrong one.No. I was born in the mountain tops and now I live in the plains. I miss the mountains.
Do you believe in monogamy ?
Yes, it gets too messy otherwise although I respect cultures where monogamy isn’t the normNo. I was born in the mountain tops and now I live in the plains. I miss the mountains.
Do you believe in monogamy ?
NoYes, it gets too messy otherwise although I respect cultures where monogamy isn’t the norm
Do you shave your eyebrows?
Yes, most timesNo, my legs stay as hairy as the day I was born
Do you sleep in your birthday suit ?
Yes, I do shower after every run but like if I’m gonna sweat in them once, might as well sweat in them againYes but only by special request
Do you ever wear the same thing two days running ?
Yes, of course I have. I was 18 at a gay club….Yes i live in my own version of a reality im oblivious to the real world.
Ever had a drunken fight ?
No. I’m in my grey panties with an elephant face on the front. I’m the trunk.That’s not a yes/no but, since it’s you, I’ll let you off 🥰. They’re yellow.
Are you wearing yellow panties ?
This thread is a lot of fun. Especially when someone appears from nowhere and brings up everyone’s underwear.@Finn2.0 yes I just forgot to phrase it as a question because I was laughing
@MissMotive recently called me a unicorn, so I suppose I do.Yes i always vote im good like that 😂
Do you think unicorns are real?
The Green Green Grass of Home - Tom Jones