The Yes/No Game

Yes. Almost did military law until I realised I was too stupid to go to Uni

Would you ever join the navy?
 
Yes. I’m so pissed at myself for not taking an opportunity that arose a while ago.

Do you believe in bringing back the death penalty?
 
Yes. I do not clean your toilet

Is the Hokey Cokey (Pokey) really what it’s all about?
 
Yes ive put my left leg in and out ive shaken it all about 😅

Have you ever been shopping and sung at the top of your lungs whilst having earphones in?
 
No not really, never really been into football, unless you mean soccer?

do you drink liquor once a week?
 
Yesssssssssss!!! Fyi today is my Friday 😆 watch out!


Do you enjoy cooking?
 
Yesssssssssss!!! Fyi today is my Friday 😆 watch out!


Do you enjoy cooking?
This is where we see you in adult later loving life 😂😂😂 and yes I do enjoy cooking although I work dinner times and then I come home it’s too late for me to cook/I’m too tired

You ever worked so much it feels like it’s playing with your mental health/morale
 
Yeah, and I’m my current role I hate it, I’m just sticking it out till something else comes along but it’s getting harder each day to keep my mouth shut up the inequality and special treatments.

Are donuts a breakfast food?
 
Yeah, and I’m my current role I hate it, I’m just sticking it out till something else comes along but it’s getting harder each day to keep my mouth shut up the inequality and special treatments.

Are donuts a breakfast food?
They are If I fancy a doughnut for breakfast 😂 I will eat one on my way to college today when I buy my breakfast

Have you had COVID in the past
 
Yes. Twice. Once was easy, the second time wasn’t pretty. That should tell you how bad it was because I’m always pretty!

Have you ever been to court?
 
Yes. Twice. Once was easy, the second time wasn’t pretty. That should tell you how bad it was because I’m always pretty!

Have you ever been to court?
Yes more often than I ever hoped I would be.

Have you ever been to prison?
 
Yes (only joking if any of you work for the police)

Have you ever had a phsyical fight with a sibling?
 
Yes (only joking if any of you work for the police)

Have you ever had a phsyical fight with a sibling?
Yes they always get into fights with me (4 younger ones and they all kick like a b!tch)

Have you ever had the police with a warrant at your door
 
No, I'm as angelic as the day is long

Should we start a thread "What crime have your committed/been arrested for/sent to prison for"?
my crime was playing football in the street , the old lady said we were making too much noise so the blue lights came but i just had to sign that wouldnt play near her house again. apart from that im the angel
Angel Wings GIF by Angels Skates
 
No, I'm an angel with 666 tattooed on my left cheek

Have you ever kissed someone and it was so good you felt lightening shoot through you?
 
No, I'm an angel with 666 tattooed on my left cheek

Have you ever kissed someone and it was so good you felt lightening shoot through you?
Lightning, no. A kiss has left me physically, actually, weak in the knees before, though.

Do you mind when people eat off your plate?
 
Yes. I chop fingers off. Eat off a body part instead.

Have your ever licked the plate clean?
 
No, I'm a good driver

Have you ever needed a wee so much (with nowhere to pull over because you're stuck on the carpark known as the M5) that that you've done it in the car, in an empty Costa cup followed by an empty Sprite bottle?
 
i went for a late night drive a few days ago and i took my shoes off and drove back in soks and it was the weirdest thing ever

never had to press brakes so hard hahahaha

do you think you've found/did have the love of your life?
 
i went for a late night drive a few days ago and i took my shoes off and drove back in soks and it was the weirdest thing ever

never had to press brakes so hard hahahaha

do you think you've found/did have the love of your life?
Yes for sure

Have you ever broken a bone
 
No

Are you also sitting in the dark because your town has a power cut?

(side note: why was Toodles riding his bicycle in only socks?)
 
Oh my gawd.. im far from ugly!!

Yes does waking up after been unconcious count in my kitchen not knowing how i got there?

Have you ever driven a boat?
 
Yes. One of those remote control things at some theme park or other.

Do you like cucumber ?
 
Yes, just had some yesterday with lime, tajin, and chamoy. So good. (goo.gle those things if you don't know what it is)

Do you pick at your boogers?
 
No i blow my nose like a lady should 😂

Have you ever picked your nose but wiped it on someone or something else?
 
No but I’m starting to question everyone’s personal hygiene here

Do you know how to change a tyre on a car?
 
Yes. This old couple stole our ball when I was a kid. I’ve never recovered.

Have you ever thought about someone twerking with no pants on?
 
No, although there was one flight I took and I was certain that plane was coming down

Have you visited any of the natural wonders of the world?
 
No. But there’s still a ton of stuff on my bucket list.

Have you read through all 23 pages of this thread ?
 
Omg yes. I know a guy in Tulsa that has a trapeze setup in his back yard. Lots of fun.

Have you ever performed on a stage for a crowd?
 
Yes. Not sure I’d do it again

Do you currently live in the same town/city you were born in?
 
No. I was born in the mountain tops and now I live in the plains. I miss the mountains.

Do you believe in monogamy ?
 
No. I was born in the mountain tops and now I live in the plains. I miss the mountains.

Do you believe in monogamy ?
Yes, it gets too messy otherwise although I respect cultures where monogamy isn’t the norm

Do you shave your eyebrows?
 
No, my legs stay as hairy as the day I was born

Do you sleep in your birthday suit ?
 
Yes but only by special request

Do you ever wear the same thing two days running ?
 
Yes but only by special request

Do you ever wear the same thing two days running ?
Yes, I do shower after every run but like if I’m gonna sweat in them once, might as well sweat in them again

Have you ever stared at someone in the locker room a little too long?
 
No. Not a real one. But kicked plenty that are into puppies out of Gay Chat

Do you sometimes think you’re living in another version of reality?
 
Yes i live in my own version of a reality im oblivious to the real world.

Ever had a drunken fight ?
 
No. I wouldn’t put anyone through messing with my feet

Do you moisture daily?
 
Yes. If I didn’t, my bf would think they’re pets and take them for a walk

Have you ever forgotten to close the blinds/curtains when getting changed ?
 
Sure, because if someone is looking into my home through a window and gets an eyeful, they’re the peeping Tom. What do I care?

Have you ever stayed with someone because you loved them, but not necessarily because you liked them?
 
That’s not a yes/no but, since it’s you, I’ll let you off 🥰. They’re yellow.

Are you wearing yellow panties ?
 
Yes and they still haven’t found the bodies

Is it better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all?
 
Yeah it’s better to have loved and lose it, each experience changes you, helps you grow a little wiser.

Have you ever been called a prize bull?
 
No

If you're in the UK, have you voted/will you vote today? If you're not in the UK, will you vote in your next election?
 
No, as long as it’s proven that they have a medical condition that means they aren’t aware of what they’re doing, they’ve mitigated with medication, and they have no control over their actions - and that they were suffering at the time of the crime.

Would you donate an organ to save someone’s life ?
 
No but you'd be forgiven for thinking so based on my last post in the song thread

The Green Green Grass of Home - Tom Jones


Have you ever known there are messages to read but, due to circumstances you're in at that moment, you can't read them and it's frustrating to the point you want to punch someone in the face?
 
Yes especially if its a snap image from a certain someone knowningly id lovd it but if i cant open it.

Have you ever been in a car that has ran out of fuel
 
Yes! I sometimes like to play a game of ‘can I make it to the gas station before I run out of gas.’ I often do not win that game.

Have you ever broken up with someone for a stupid reason?
 
Jesus Christ, no, you nasty excuse for a human

Have you ever not brushed your teeth for a day or more?
 
No thats gross no one wants bad breath breathing on them eww

Have you ever not replied to a fight over text because you're stubborn?
 
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