Would you Rather ?

You're really making me use the search engine today lol. Green beans please.

Stovies or Cullen Skink? 😛
 
Jet engined! It'd get me where I wanted to go faster lol.

Would you rather learn to fly a plane or a helicopter? (Have we been here before?)
 
Dine at home although I'm going to my boyfriend's house for dinner on the 27th and we'll be visiting relatives over the week.

WYR cook Christmas dinner or have it cooked for you?
 
I'm getting a cultural education today. I'd never heard of a glider chair before although they're sold here for nursing mothers. We have a very old rocking chair in our living room and I love it.

Big soft armchair or recliner?
 
That is the question

fun fun In the sun sun sun

hairy or bald cats?
 
Bhutan is pretty mountainous being in the Himalayas js lol.

Michelle Obama every time.

Fiji or Tonga?
 
Be blind, apparently, because here we are.

Would you rather hold a reptile or a rodent? (Both can be domesticated)
 
reptile, likely. I have no problem with either but reptile seems less squirrelly to bite you.

would you rather forget to walk or forget to speak?
 
Forget to speak. Sign language and texting go a long way, but being wagon-bound is more physically confining.

Would you rather drink only coffee or only caffeinated soda for 24 consecutive hours?
 
caffeinated soda...i'm not much of a coffee drinker

would you rather hang up your coat but leave your shoes laying around or put your shoes away but leave all your coast on the back of a chair?
 
You are highly optimistic that I am capable of even accomplishing one of those tasks. Immediately upon entering the door, there are coat hooks, a dedicated place for keys, and a bin for shoes. Do I ever successfully put all their items in their homes upon entering? Few and far between. But, for the purposes of this question, I'd rather have my shoes in their place and a jacket on the back of a chair. Both bring the outside inside, but I'd rather the shoe outside remain outside than the coat outside.

Would you rather have no facial hair or no head hair? (Facial hair includes eyebrows and eyelashes)
 
no head hair...but to be fair...the reason i've had facial hair for over 25 years is because i don't like to shave...and purely for that reason. any esthetic benefits are purely coincidental

would you rather lick the top of someone's keyboard keys or the underside of their mouse?
 
Eyelashes are pretty neat for keeping dirt and debris out of your eyes, aesthetics not included.

Underside of their mouse. Hands are gross, there's less contact there.

Would you rather hug or bow at someone you just met?
 
i think they're both pretty gross...food/skin/hair on the keyboard and skin/sweat/other on the mouse

Hug...being Latinx makes me pretty accustomed to hugging when greeting anyone

walk on your hands and feet on all four or knees and elbows?
 
Hands and feet. Less pain on the surfaces that touch the ground, even if more spinal strain.

Would you rather sleep too hot or too cold?
 
Too cold. I've always generated more heat than I should (all that hot air i'm filled with, i'm sure). I went winter camping ten years ago and grabbed my sleeping bag that was rated for +2C instead of my -20C bag accidently...the temp dropped to -30C and i was fine.

sleep on a wet floor or really windy hill?
 
Hmm... Wet floor. Wind is terrible. If I recall correctly, humans cannot discern degree of wetness on their skin, so eventually I think you'd just embrace that vs getting pummelled by wind all night.

Would you rather spend a day outdoors in -30 C or 55 C? You can bring accomodations, but cannot use a shelter that would change outdoors to indoors.
 
Yeah, we don't have wet receptors...it's just temp change receptors that we interpret as wet.

😅 It drops to -40C here frequently throughout the winter...not this winter...this winter it's been almost above freezing for most of it so far...but -30C for sure...i saw 50C once when i was going through the madrid airport...luckily with AC in the airport...and 48C in Vegas...and didn't like that at all lol

cut the red or green wire?
 
ugh...i went to write electrical and then realized that high voltage worries me....low voltage stuff i work with all the time...but high voltage...oof no confidence there...so i was going to write plumbing thinking sinks or showers...and then remembered sewers and toilets. If i short a wire in the bathtub...i don't have to do either.

eat a slug or snort six ants?
 
I've eaten both...and preferred octopus

talk to everyone through a megaphone or listen to people on the phone with earplugs in?
 
T9. The whole point of texting is no voices involved.

Would you rather only text or only talk on the phone for the remainder of your forever?
 
text...i used to spend HOURS on the phone 20 years ago...basically falling asleep on the phone...but i'm way better at conveying thoughts when i type...as incoherent as they are sometimes lol I'm still very much a talker though...just given the opportunity...i'm gonna pick text

would you rather your camera roll or messages leaked?
 
Camera roll. Enjoy thousands of pictures of my dog posing with a tortilla blanket in a variety of sleeping positions.

Would you rather lose all your text history or all your email history?
 
text history....i've got emails dating back to 1996...but ideally neither lol...i'm a digital hoarder...

lose your phone contacts or have them all randomly swap names?
 
Randomly swap names. I'd rather at least know I once new the person who was contacting me than have it be a complete gamble.

Would you rather a complete stranger or a someone you knew scroll through all your text and picture history?
 
complete stranger...then it's less context to judge all the random screenshots i've got from here lol

front row to a movie or back row to a concert?
 
That's a hard one... Back row to a concert, since I'd at least be there.

Skip breakfast, skip lunch, or skip dinner?
 
Breakfast...like most days

drink all the water you need for the day once in the day or spread out every two minutes all day?
 
Freezie. Slurpees are just too much volume.

Would you rather eat food that is intended to be hot or intended to be cold at room temperature?
 
hot...cold food at room temp is soggy or melted....hot food...like pizza...at room temp is almost cold...and cold pizza is the only food i crave food if i crave something specific...which isn't often...just a fact

would you rather have a cellphone that only lasts for a total of ten minutes on batter when used but infinite otherwise...or have a corded phone that has an 100' cord that's actually just plugged into a digital converter that someone carries for you but you have to manage them and the cord
 
10 minutes battery mobile phone.

Would you rather never listen to music again or never listen to movies/shows again?
 
I don't have an opinion so I'm going to arbitrarily pick sitcom.

If you need to purchase an item that has options of how you order / receive it, would you prefer to use a drive-through window or walk into a business establishment?
 
usually walk in...makes sure i'm getting the right thing.

have a beer with someone you dislike in real life or the person you dislike the most on the site?
 
Hmm... Real life. The people I dislike the most on this site are child abusers. No one in my real world life can create that much distain.

When a lightbulb burns out, would you rather replace it immediately or avoid the problem until it becomes inconvenient?
 
sunglasses inside

wear pants with pockets full of rocks weighing them down or water balloons that that could burst at any moment making it look like you'd peed yourself?
 
Water balloons. They are safer to throw at friends than rocks.

Would you rather Large breakfast and simple dinner or large dinner and simple breakfast?
 
The hoover gets the whole house but the mop only gets the floor. I’ll go for the mop. Poor thing. #Mopist

Would you rather unblock the kitchen sink or the toilet?
 
I’m seeing a sadistic side to you. I’d clean the oven rather than fudge around in a turkey’s guts

Would you rather live in a tree house or a hobbit hole?
 
Ooo under sea. I feel like this is a Jogsaw choice.

WYR your taxes go to NHS or Government local authorities?
 
Neither...they both creep me out...colours that vibrant don't exist outside of the tv for me

do you ever lament not having lived in a less digital world?
 
No. Technology is an enabler if it's used in the right way.

Would you be able to cope with losing all of your electronics?
 
No. They're just different. Pssst. This is WYR 😛

Would you rather have youth or the experience of age?
 
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of course...i went two days without screwing up

youth...my experience didn't gain me much knowledge...just the qualification to back what i already knew...

would you rather be older and same knowledge or younger and less smart?
 
Older and same knowledge. I like being able to think.

Would you rather lose an index finger or a ring finger?
 
Tricky. I could compensate for the vision though so that. By the way people always pick the wrong finger. You can get along a lot easier without an index finger than any other finger. 🙂

WYR lose a big toe or a thumb?
 
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