Would you Rather ?

I'm Scottish so it could go either way lol. Singing and dancing though.

WYR eat haggis or black pudding?
 
black pudding

would you rather stare at my dog wondering what he's complaining about or spend a half hour walking around the house seeing if anything catches his eye that might hint at why he's being a brat today?
 
Check around and outside to see if anything is upsetting him.

WYR spend time training a dog properly or pay someone to do it for you?
 
pay someone to do it with me...i'm not ocnfident either of the two actual options would be effective long term

would you rather train a cat or a rat?
 
A podcast. I couldn't be bothered with all of the effort maintaining a YT channel.

WYR learn to play an accordion or a bassoon?
 
basson...accordions are too much coordination

learn to read upside down or backwards in a language you only know in that direction
 
I can read upside down and backwards lol.

WYR sleep in a four poster bed or a normal wooden frame bed?
 
lol no...of another language that you can only understand in that direction lol

four poster bed sounds like a more comfortable mattress
 
I can read Gaelic and English in that way so a personal language wouldn't be a problem 😛

WYR sleep in a tent or sleep in a caravan?
 
Wet sensation? I'm not sure what you mean. Paranormal stuff is nonsense though.

WYR be an academic or a manual worker?
 
we don't sense wet...we sense temp changes...that's why they were lumped together in the question

academic

would you rather manual worker or retail?
 
I help out in a shop for extra cash and I like the public contact.

WYR design things or make things?
 
make....i tend to copy/paste my designs based on elements i need from different existing designs...to make what i need

3d printer or cnc machine?
 
Two.

Would you rather queue in the post office at Christmas with a long line pensioners going 10mph, or queue in supermarket long line full of screaming kids?
 
post office...i'm talkative...curious what they sent their family

in line to get a picture with your dog with santa and all those bratty kids...or in line for a black friday deal?
 
Black Friday at least there's something good at the end of it.

WYR spend Christmas with extended family or with strangers?
 
strangers...i've spent most of my life with extended family christmas'...i'd be interested how others spend it

nye or christmas morning?
 
boozy...i can abstain but...but beer tastes so good

something meaningful for christmas or something you actually want? (for the purpose of the question...they are different lol)
 
God neither, soggy chips are an abomination. I'll have a dollop of decent mayonnaise.

WYR butter or vegetable spread on your toast?
 
Jeez you like some shite lol

If I really had to eat one then Sweet Chilli.

WYR a healthy green salad or a plateful of steamed kale.
 
yer wan tae moan. Wit the hell is that choice 🤣

Salad but I’d boak.

WYR wrap Christmas presents for free or babysit for free?
 
Aye wheel, yer diet's mince min. Salad's the right choice though, kale gives me the boak lol.

Babysitting. It's easier than wrapping stuff lol

WYR put up all the christmas decorations or clean the house top to bottom?
 
Clean the house. I live in the hood, decorating the house is like putting up an invitation to be robbed.

Would you rather sleep with five pillows on your bed or one pillow on your bed?
 
Many, all. The more the better. And heavy ones too. A weighted blanket is fabulous.

Would you rather not eat for 24 hours or not sleep for 24 hours?
 
tiger. won’t be complained at about cat ****- refer them to tiger.

Would you rather own an art gallery or a museum?
 
Difficult choice because I love both but it has to be museum.

Would you rather own an anaconda or a boa constrictor?
 
Probably the boa constrictor as it weighs less due to my recently sore lung

Would you rather collect insects or moths?
 
Hornets are more placid though 😛

Camp in the Amazon rainforest

WYR climb Everest or the Old man of Hoy?
 
Old man of Hoy; pants would be shat tho

Would you rather extra have Brussels sprouts or extra parsnips to compensate for no pigs in blankets
 
Parsnips if they're roasted, sprouts if they're not

WYR have pigs in blankets made with proper sausages or chipolatas?
 
Every pig in blanket to exist I will take.

Oo that’s tough have to go with chipolatas as the bacon flavour intensifies it. Am starvin

Binge films with the family or board games night?
 
Probably watch tv with my boyfriend. I've got days of family ahead lol

Die hard or It's a Wonderful Life?
 
Walk hot coals.

WYR be banned from your country or only be able to stay in your country without the ability to travel anywhere else?
 
Antarctica, i cannot handle the hot weather.
I have a high tolerance for cold weathers.

WYR continue your now-life as it is or relive everything as if you were Born yesterday, but with your current memories?
 
Grow up. I think being 16 forever would get pretty boring.

WYR be able to read minds or be able to influence people's actions?
 
Some sort of reincarnation deal? Could be very interesting as long as you can remember everything.

WYR have the ability to know everything you needed to know about someone from a single meeting or find things out gradually?
 
Find things out regularly, even if it hurt me in the future. I'd rather have some good memories. Even tho remembering them would also hurt. It might sound dumb but yh.

WYR discover a new secret place in your current house or discover a secret place in a very popular place?
 
A secret place in a very popular place. I know a few already.

WYR be an explorer or a scientist?
 
Ugh neither lol. Action if I really had to choose one though.

WYR eat meat or vegetables for the rest of your life?
 
Sci Fi please. The whole fantasy genre of swords. leather and oppressed women (Yes I'm looking at you George R R Martin you misogynistic idiot) bores me stiff.

WYR listen to jazz or classical opera for the rest of your life?
 
Mine. Higher likelihood, such as smashing my face and tipping my head back, etc. Not to mention drinking wolf's blood would involve hurting a wolf, and I'm not about that.

Would you rather wear no socks or no shirt?
 
Single. The other option would be a pointless waste of energy.

WYR walk over a mountain or across a bog
 
Birthday, i dont celebrate Christmas irl, but i do with my online friends like just write smth for my closest ppl and smth small for a big group of ppl etc.

Birthday or eid?
 
Birthday. I don't celebrate Eid, I'm not Muslim or religious at all. I'm an atheist.

WYR scrambled eggs or poached eggs?
 
Depends on the film. I watched Oppenheimer on my own but I usually watch them with family or friends.

WYR go to a cinema or watch a film at home?
 
Both, cinema if with friends/fam, home if i was watching it alone, mostly at home tho.

WYR have an obnoxious teacher or a obnoxious principal?
 
Obnoxious teacher. More easily dealt with. Fortunately I don't have to deal with that shite anymore.

WYR blue cheese or cheddar cheese?
 
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